Confessions of an Ex-point ho

It's a disease I tell ya!

It all started simply, I wandered into joeuser by mistake,

Suddenly I was trapped , I saw names and sites of bloggers and wondered who are these people.

I read some and decided to register and comment, lo and behold my first comment and there it was five Points!

I wrote an article and bam! 15 points appeared!

Soon the craving for points became unbearable, one point, five points, fifteen points, it all became a blur, I NEEDED POINTS!

SOON I FOUND MYSELF BEGGING FOR POINTS. http://moderateman.joeuser.com/index.asp?aid=73816

slowly my name climbed the ladder of Joeuser, but not fast enough for me. I became addicted to points, point, point.

The quality of my article fell off, degraded much like the shame of a true addict.

Soon I forgot to shave and shower, I sat at the computer waiting for a comment to an article so I could quickly respond, I forgot to eat, I would sometimes fall of the chair from weakness and hunger. My weight dropped to 94 pounds on my six foot 2 inch frame.

Finally My friends and family had to intervene, I was confronted with the truth! I was a Point-ho and something had to be done so I could withdraw.

At first it was painful, then slowly the agony receded, I started to regain the weight I lost, I showered for the first time in months, I moved the family of crabs in my beard to the house across the street.

Yes My name is moderate man and I am an ex-point whore.

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Reply #1 Top
Funny - I gave you an insightful so you could have some more points.
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#1 by Locamama
Friday, December 16, 2005


Funny - I gave you an insightful so you could have some more points


Oh GOD I feel my addiction kicking up, heh heh heh
Reply #3 Top
do the crabs like their new home?
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3 by jlaur65
Friday, December 16, 2005


do the crabs like their new home?


we do not talk since I moved them, something about crabrights. heh
Reply #5 Top
There are no "ex" points hos, only recovering points hos. ;~D

Feed the Addiction!!
Reply #6 Top
This has got to be the funniest and best Points Whore article ever!  So like Locamama, I think I will give you an insightful for a great article!
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#5 by ParaTed2k
Friday, December 16, 2005


There are no "ex" points hos, only recovering points hos. ;~D


as usual you are right damn you! lol
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#6 by Dr. Guy
Friday, December 16, 2005


This has got to be the funniest and best Points Whore article ever! So like Locamama, I think I will give you an insightful for a great article!


thanx doc, as a point ho "in recovery" my addiction thanks you .
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Oh GOD I feel my addiction kicking up, heh heh heh


I guess that makes me an enabler, huh?
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#9 by Locamama
Friday, December 16, 2005


Oh GOD I feel my addiction kicking up, heh heh heh


I guess that makes me an enabler, huh?


before we have parated correct us it makes you a co-dependent {read enabler} heh heh
Reply #11 Top
You want I should troll you every day to help you recover from your point-ho habit?

I can do that, you know?
Reply #12 Top
whip you evil spud, sure drag me down back into my addiction. man I miss

speaking of missing where the heck is D and T ? you!
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19 by Gideon MacLeish
Friday, December 16, 2005


You want I should troll you every day to help you recover from your point-ho habit?

I can do that, you know?


ummmm no thanx gid, very kind offer though. lol do privatepartsgene instead.
Reply #14 Top
lol do privatepartsgene instead.


...waaaaayyyy ahead of ya
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Reply By: Gideon MacLeishPosted: Friday, December 16, 2005lol do privatepartsgene instead....waaaaayyyy ahead of ya


gfy gid, I keep hoping that he will wither and cyberdie. {not real death btw} just cyber dead.
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gfy gid, I keep hoping that he will wither and cyberdie. {not real death btw} just cyber dead.

Since we can only do 2 a day, if we all do it........hehehehehe

Reply #17 Top
Ex?????? Surely you jest!
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Reply By: Dr. GuyPosted: Friday, December 16, 2005gfy gid, I keep hoping that he will wither and cyberdie. {not real death btw} just cyber dead.Since we can only do 2 a day, if we all do it........hehehehehe


ok nuff said.
Reply #19 Top
Reply By: little_whipPosted: Friday, December 16, 2005As many responses as the jerk gets he'd be the number one blog if he werent getting trolled every day.


Great googa mooga whip not that! anything but that!
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Reply By: MasonMPosted: Friday, December 16, 2005Ex?????? Surely you jest!


I am serious, and don't call me shirley.
Reply #21 Top

I am serious, and don't call me shirley.

I see Someone has seen the same movie as I!

Reply #22 Top
I'm here. I dunno where T is, but I'm here.

Here, have an insightful on me. That's just a sample, mind you.....the next time you'll have to pay.

*walks away whistling 'we're in the money'....*
Reply #23 Top
Funny, MM ... do they have a 12-step program for point hoes?

btw ... next time you want to get rid of crabs just do what I do, go swimming in a public pool.
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30 by Dr. Guy
Friday, December 16, 2005


am serious, and don't call me shirley.

I see Someone has seen the same movie as I


airplane one of the funniest movies, ever!
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#31 by dharmagrrrl
Friday, December 16, 2005


I'm here. I dunno where T is, but I'm here.

Here, have an insightful on me. That's just a sample, mind you.....the next time you'll have to pay.

*walks away whistling 'we're in the money'....*


MM tries not to look at D's walkaway.. fails dismally. eh eh eh eh