Heidi Is Back!

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Madam Heidi, queen pimp, is back; this time to launch men prostitutes for sex-starved women. The king pimp of Nevada, George Flint, worries that Heidi’s aggressive move will agitate religious conservatives to push for legislation outlawing prostitution altogether in the state. [source Newsweek]

I doubt they have anything to worry about since studs cannot equal the performance of their female counterparts who can handle up to ten tricks a day. At that comparative rate, Heidi will go broke unless there are enough wealthy, desperate women willing to hire a stud at exorbitant rates for an all night session. Next, in the state of moral infamy — is there no end to it? — will probably be houses of ill-repute for gays and lesbians. Perhaps liberals should show some outrage and lobby for “loose” women to solicit in burquas and studs to be castrated.

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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top

stevendedalus, when i saw this title, i was reminded of the 'other' heidi ... you know, the one that charmed me in my childhood with her braids and pinafores and songs about mountains ?. *sigh*. it seems this world tarnishes everything. but i digress. 

prostitution will always exist. it is, as they say, the oldest profession and exists only because humans want it to. but to try and create need ... that is a whole new ballgame. this fleiss woman is the mcdonalds of prostitution ... the suggestive selling technique just took on a whole new meaning ! (pardon my pun).

mig xxx

Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top

mcdonalds of prostitution
I Love it!!

btw, if you mention the "other heidi" to guys [old enough] they'll whine about the network cutting into the final minutes of a football game to put the special move on Heidi as scheduled.

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Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top
You should have put it under Humor!  But this is appropriate, if very funny!  Unfortunately, men just cant turn the tricks like ladies can!
Reply #4 from JoeUser Forums Top

btw, if you mention the "other heidi" to guys [old enough] they'll whine about the network cutting into the final minutes of a football game to put the special move on Heidi as scheduled

now that's what i call 'priorities'

Unfortunately, men just cant turn the tricks like ladies can

indeed. you men might think you rule the world, but let's see you fake an orgasm huh ? ... not to mention faking a ... well, you know ...

mig xxx

Reply #5 from JoeUser Forums Top
indeed. you men might think you rule the world, but let's see you fake an orgasm huh ? ... not to mention faking a ... well, you know ...
Men are pretentious because of their faith in Viagra.  
Reply #6 from JoeUser Forums Top
about a year ago, after being informed how extensively china is evolving as it emerges into the 21st century, i predicted a lotta money was waiting to flow in the direction of the first combination brothel for women/gambling casino in shanghai. i even came up with a name for the place (fortunately for all concerned, i can't recall it now). all i needed were investors.

once again, i've been aced outta my place in history.

Men are pretentious because of their faith in Viagra


thanks to porn directors who no longer hire male performers who won't use viagra, the san fernando valley has become a veritable living laboratory for pfizer researchers. from what i've heard, most of the 'studs' are expanding the drug's frontiers by doing wayyyyy more than the recommended dosage. sooner or later, pfizer expects to have hard evidence--rather than mere theoretical estimates--as to what constitutes a deadly dose of the stuff.
Reply #7 from JoeUser Forums Top
let's see you fake an orgasm huh ?


you mean faking some cuddling and communication ain't enuff?
Reply #8 from JoeUser Forums Top
indeed. you men might think you rule the world, but let's see you fake an orgasm huh ? ... not to mention faking a ... well, you know ...


Your perspective's all wrong. Its about the women not the fellas. The guys dont have to cum, they just have to make sure she does.
Reply #9 from JoeUser Forums Top
Your perspective's all wrong. Its about the women not the fellas. The guys dont have to cum, they just have to make sure she does.
Oh, man, that's painful!