We gots to represent!

Welcome to the DCC

In the interests of fairplay and equality, I've decided to counter the opening of the Dirty Old Man's Club with a club for us girls:  The Dirty Chicks Club (DCC).

To be eligible for membership you must be female and have a sense of humor, be unashamed to tell nasty jokes....and a dirty 'hehehehehehe' laugh would be a definite plus.  If you don't have the last, don't worry, we can teach you.

Welcome one and all, to the DCC!  Let the entendres and insinuations flow!

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I do a Louie Depalma laugh real well!  maybe I can be the club zensei?
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Grow your own dope, plant a man!

hehehe.

Preach it, sistah!!!!! ...hehehehehehe...

maybe I can be the club zensei?

Nope.  You can't be in both the DOMC and the DCC...sorry.

 

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Nope. You can't be in both the DOMC and the DCC...sorry.


YOu drive a hard bargain! Grrrrr!!!!
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*Opens the door and timidly looks inside*
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mm flings on a mini skirt, and walks through door.... heh heh eh eh eh eh eh snicker.
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(covers eyes and shudders) MM...Don't point that thing at me dude!

Uhm....I like dirty chicks! Can i hang out? Uhhhh huh huh huh uhh huh huh huh!

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YOu drive a hard bargain! Grrrrr!!!!


Yes, I do.

*Opens the door and timidly looks inside*


Aint no need to be timid here, honey! C'mon in and set a spell....

mm flings on a mini skirt, and walks through door.... heh heh eh eh eh eh eh snicker


EEEWWW!!!!

Uhm....I like dirty chicks! Can i hang out? Uhhhh huh huh huh uhh huh huh huh!


Man, this is a tough decision. Normally you have to meet certain criteria in order to hang out here - have a 8" tongue and be able to breathe through your ears being the most important one. Do you think you qualify?
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I have been a certified Ear Breathing Instructor for many years now... I can also comb my eyebrows with my tongue!
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I have been a certified Ear Breathing Instructor for many years now... I can also comb my eyebrows with my tongue!

You're in.

Fo' sho'.