Opening the DIRTY OLD MAN Club.

Join now!

I Have several opening in the MM D.O.M. club and am taking applications at this time.

You must be male to be A D.O.M.

You must have a snickering laugh along the lines of the dishonest john cartoon,

You must be able to lust after a female without ever doing anything about it if married or attached.

You can never ever, be seen actually drooling when gazing at a pretty young thing.

You must be able to "read" things into any statement a female makes and twist it to somehow sound dirty. heh

Your skills at double entendres must be honed to perfection.

You must be at least 40 years of age {exceptions can be made}

Join Now MEN!! show them wimmins we are loud proud Dirty Old Men!!!
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Cowards!!! have not ye males have the cojones to speak out for dirty old men everywhere?
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You have something against slightly naughty women under 30?

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I personally think that Shovelheat should be a lifetime member. (and I mean that in the nicest possible way, Joe. You and MM are my 2 favoritest dirty old men in the entire world.)

The only thing keeping my husband out is his age. He's got all the other stuff taken care of.
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I am a year away from joining the DJ I DOM Club.  The minimum age is 50.  Sorry.  I have a Louis Depalma laugh, but other than that, fit your membership.  I may consider switching if you allow for the laugh to be different, lots of leers!  And lower the age of joining!

DJ I is my grandfather.  God rest his soul!

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So drooling is ok as long as not actually seen doing it?
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2 by Texas Wahine
Wednesday, November 23, 2005


You have something against slightly naughty women under 30?


ummmmmmm dint wanna call ya ,Dirty Old Gals ya know?
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3 by dharmagrl
Wednesday, November 23, 2005


You and MM are my 2 favoritest dirty old men in the entire world.)


you are so sweet D, sighhhhhhh ok joe gets a free membership.
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#4 by Dr. Guy
Wednesday, November 23, 2005


am a year away from joining the DJ I DOM Club. The minimum age is 50. Sorry. I have a Louis Depalma laugh, but other than that, fit your membership. I may consider switching if you allow for the laugh to be different, lots of leers! And lower the age of joining!
DJ I is my grandfather. God rest his soul!


it's 40 here doc, and I have the best chapter of D.O.M.
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#5 by MasonM
Wednesday, November 23, 2005


So drooling is ok as long as not actually seen doing it?


absolutly! as long as the gal is over 18... heh heh heh
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I'd like to move for an exception. I'm 19... will that work?



Dan
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Reply By: Dan KaschelPosted: Wednesday, November 23, 2005I'd like to move for an exception. I'm 19... will that work?Dan


geeeeze dan that's pushing it, apply in 21 more years.
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You have something against slightly naughty women under 30?


Not at the moment, but if one gets within distance I'll happily place something against her.
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I'm 18, but im cynical enough to be 60. Can I join?
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You have something against slightly naughty women under 30?


Nothing we can discuss in public heh heh heh
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Okay, I just need to work on my double entendres, but I got about 20 years for that
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Reply By: Gene NashPosted: Wednesday, November 23, 2005You have something against slightly naughty women under 30?Not at the moment, but if one gets within distance I'll happily place something against her.


perfect gene you just earned your membership with that "subtle" remark. heh
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Reply By: TARSIERPosted: Wednesday, November 23, 2005I'm 18, but im cynical enough to be 60. Can I join?


maybe I need a chapter of Dirty young men too.
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Reply By: MasonMPosted: Thursday, November 24, 2005You have something against slightly naughty women under 30?Nothing we can discuss in public heh heh heh


mason shoot he scores, he gets a membership... great work and wonderfull letch laughter
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Not at the moment, but if one gets within distance I'll happily place something against her.

You got the dirty down.  Now you just have to get old!

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maybe I need a chapter of Dirty young men too.


Yeah, a chapter with a twist. Given the qualified applicants, the ads would read, "if you don't want to be in the Dirty Young Men club, please send in your application." Truly, at this age, you're guilty unless proven innocent.

Dan
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absolutly! as long as the gal is over 18


"What?" ::::::continues chalking the number 18 all over the carpet::::::
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So drooling is ok as long as not actually seen doing it?


Only if it doesn't drip in the cleavage!
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Well, if it involves beautiful women I hope there's an opening I can enter.
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Ooooh, to be the fly on the wall when this club meets!

I like your rules for the D.O.M. club Elie. Believe it or not the plan is actually within the lines of good taste! harhar...

My hubby would make a great member and he's over 40!
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Reply By: Dan KaschelPosted: Friday, November 25, 2005maybe I need a chapter of Dirty young men too.Yeah, a chapter with a twist. Given the qualified applicants, the ads would read, "if you don't want to be in the Dirty Young Men club, please send in your application." Truly, at this age, you're guilty unless proven innocent.Dan


yer right and also dan you are a dirty oldman without being of age, I am so proud of you. heh