un amor

getting ready for the fattie darkie to come over and give me some awesome head
haven't showered in days
but have dressed to impress for the whole weekend

this weekend was fabulous
i felt like a superstar
with my pink and blue tie
like a fucking superstar
jessica was checking me out
i was like hell yeah
perry was being a devil to me
and pretending i was straight
he's such a mess
i wonder what his cock looks like
ben is such a sweetie
and anje finally found someone to compliment her
they are really cute together

lorraine was showing off her boobs
and bens pants were being ripped off

i was dancing up a storm and people were all looking at me
like i was on fire

josh couldn't believe that we broke up
and neither could my dad
niggah please it took me a month to get over it

i aint got fucking time

hopefully eiko and I will work something out
lorraine is so crazy
and lisa is a nut
elvira fondled me
and julie got some action
and matt was looking like a rascal

gosh I wonder how hard I'd have to work to score mick
micky micky you so fine
hey mickey
hey mickey

so niggah came over
niggah gave me some head
put me to sleep
and then he left
how perfect

gosh now that my anger phase is over
i worry about my baby
i can't take the perils of rejection
with his monotone voice on the phone
make me feel so unwanted
but I think that's a burden I have to choose to bear
if I want to give a fuck

gosh he was so cute
when he was blowing up at me
i'm tired of it he says
i'm tired of it
so cute
he looked like a midwesterner says lorraine
that's right

what's done is done
i suppose
and now that I got an initial rejection from usais
i just have to chill

and wait for the canadians to be canadians
and they got the joke
funny
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