I always wondered what that meant....

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I learned what a 'Dirty Sanchez' is today.  I had an idea of what it was, but I didn't know for sure until today. 

I also learned what a 'Donkey Punch' is, and a 'Blumpkin' too.  Had no idea those things even existed until this afternoon.

I found them all at www.urbandictionary.com.

Be warned.....if you are easily offended, you prolly shouldn't go there.

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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top
Bwahahahhaa...I knew about these, and I don't remember how I came to know about them.

Adrian and I have joked about the donkey punch thing, but I'd kill him if he ever did that to me. I read or heard about a variation on it where you knock the girl's arms out from under her, and it's called...hmmm...something(?) bobsled. I think?

Hehe.
Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top
I heard these words during my student teaching in the inner city. I can't believe some of the stuff kids know today! To think....I didn't know what exactly a boner was until I was about 14!
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Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top

To think....I didn't know what exactly a boner was until I was about 14!

I know!  Me either!!!

Adrian and I have joked about the donkey punch thing, but I'd kill him if he ever did that to me

Yeah, Dave commented on that.  I told him if he ever tried it I'd castrate him bare handed.  He also commented about the 'Angry Dragon'....and my response was the same.

That blumpkin things grosses me out almost as much as a dirty sanchez.  There are some things that we, even after a decade of marriage, don't share with each other, and pooping is one of them.  I can't imagine giving a dude head whilst he's taking a crap.  Ick.