Forgive me for going off on a rant.....

Forgive me for going off on a rant here. I know the topic has come up before (or at least it seems like it should have), in multiple places, but a recent rant about a trip to the movies reminded me of the need to rant more on the superior topic:

Just when the hell did Cell phones become a necessity, and more importantly, why is it that people that use them constantly can't figure out that they don't need to share their conversations with the world, and if they aren't more careful about how and where they converse, they may find themselves dead because of the little electronic two-way communication device in their hands or semi-permanently attached to their ear.

I drove through the new "open air" mall in the area near my in-laws. It's modelled after malls in the U.K., and I suppose the rest of Europe. A main street/boulevard with shops on either side. A traffic circle at the center of the thoroughfare, and 3 way stops at either end of the boulevard (with "anchor" stores at either end of the street). At the 3 way stops there are cross walks a plenty, with traffic yielded to the pedestrians that inevitably are yakking away on their phones and paying zero attention to the automotive traffic which in many cases includes drivers that are doing the same thing the pedestrians are -- yakking on the phone obliviously.

I know cell phones are incredibly affordable now. You can get a phone with many hundreds of minutes, at a fairly inexpensive price -- BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU HAVE TO USE ALL THE STINKIN' MINUTES PEOPLE!

Cell phones used to cost a lot. The air time allotments were small, and people used to use them for emergencies. Realtors may have used them frequently, because they were effective *tools* of their trade, but common folk relied on home phones. Maybe they had an answering machine, but generally if you wanted to talk to someone, you called them at home. If it was about business, you called them in the office. If they were important, they had an administrative assistant, or a secretary to take care of getting their messages and helping to screen their calls. If they were really important, they had pagers, or maybe a big old bulky Gordon Gecko mobile phone.

But in the last, oh, I don't know, maybe 15 years??, the phones have gotten smaller (almost too damn small, the buttons are small, the speakers are small and hard to line up with your ear while feeling like you can talk into the microphone area, and the volume on many is too low to hear without using a handsfree ear piece/headset), and cheaper. The cheaper part being the main complaint I believe I have. Cheap enough to let every Tom, Dick, Harry and Sally buy them and use them, without thinking about what a pain in everyone else's nether regions they are when they mis-use the cell phones.

Yet again, I am hopeful that perhaps natural selection will kick in, and perhaps some of those driving the cars while yakking on the phone will take out some of those that are walking the crosswalks while yakking. If we're all really lucky, it'll be a chain reaction accident, and several tail-gaters will wind up running into the one in front of them. Perhaps the whiplash effect will do enough nerve damage to the idiots to help make cell phone ineffective, and then perhaps things can get back to normal.
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I see cell phones as being essential tools for relaying messages and for emergency situations.

We had a plan with TMobile that gave us 1,000 minutes plus unlimited minutes on weekends. I soon discovered that almost without fail we used 30 minutes or less a month.

We use our cell phone (and we only have one, and it goes with the person who's going to be out, or if we're both out, the one who won't have easy access to a phone) to call and say, "Hey, I'm going to be about 10 minutes late" or "Hey, did you know you left that important paper sitting on the dining room table?"

I don't like talking on a cell phone in public because it means that I'm inflicting my conversation on everyone in hearing distance and it means that I've forfeited any modicum of privacy I might have had.

Women walking their kids to school have the little ear buds in their ear, apparently talking excitedly about grandma's birthday to themselves. Men rush through the grocery store, howling "I told you I wasn't going to do it! Fine. No, don't call me back! I'll see you at the house!" Click. Self-absorbed teens fondle the steering wheel with one hand and clutch an important call from the boyfriend of the day with the other hand while they swerve dangerously in and out of lanes of traffic.

It's rude and it's dangerous.

On base there are now rules that prohibit driving while using a cell phone, and Soldiers are forbidden from walking around talking on a cell phone (much like the headphones rule, and passed for safety reasons).

Enough with the cell phone orgy, eh?
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in addition to the other evils they wreak on humanity in general, trafficking or consorting with cellphones is almost surely gonna wind up landing you in front of a judge (usually judge marilyn milian, judge joe brown, judge judy or judge greg mathis).

you got to reap, you got to reap it baby
i seen it happen before
.--eddie boyd
Reply #3 Top
One of these days I'm just going to lose it, and shove one of these cell phones up someone's ass.

Sideways.


Kinky!

But I have to agree with the others. Nothing irrates me more than some moronic idiot blabbing on their cell phone while driving! Damn dangerous if you ask me. I'm just glad that some states have adopted the hands free or off the phone approach.
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I say blab away on the cell-phone! It's irritating, but I've also had to listen to TWO people having a loud and irritating conversation. AT least with a cell-phone I'm only subjected to half.

Yes, people who drive while talking on cell-phones are stupid.

And, LW, that woman in front of you, she was sent by the devil to test your patience! The DEVIL!
Reply #5 Top
MM puts his cell phone down, picks up home phone, realizes he was calling himself.. answeres cell phone,..


brb on both phones.