Organic Nachos

somehow they just dont taste as good

from JoeUser Forums
aiight, its midnight. i'm awfully hungry to i opened the only available food product that was in the cupboard: a bag of "organic cheese nachos". what the hell? ok lets start with the packaging. first of all, its in in this really boring tone of light colours which looks like a faded postcard from mexico. second of all, the damned chips were bloody pale and hardly had any cheesey seasoning, tasteless! lastly, they're rock hard dammit! what is it with organic food anyway? it tastes bad, its pricey..i'd have a pack of unhealthy, fattening nachos any day!

now back to today's happenings, ok i finally met up with this band. turns out that they like beatles and 60s stuff more. geez! don't know why my vocals we darned screwed up today..or are they always screwed up? :S

ahh..gotta wake up early tomorrow for another hellish week of "school". oh wow, sounds bloody exciting.
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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top

OK, now see, I think "organic" nachos, if anything, should be banned. "Fake" junk food is evil.

"But Gid", my opponents might say "aren't you a diehard Libertarian? Aren't you on principle opposed to many victimless and/or consensual crimes?" I will answer those charges, as they deserve to be answered. You see, organic nachos are neither victimless, as doubtless schwarz's gastrointestinal system can attest, nor are they consensual, as they are bought under the deceptive premise that they actually have TASTE. Thus, organic nachos constitute a crime against humanity and are subsequently against the Geneva Convention, the moral code of the RastaKrishna Moonie Monks, and several international treaties.

I feel your pain, schwarz!

Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top
ooo...kay..... i sense a double-entendre...gideon-ish as usual

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