CHARLOTTE THE WHORE

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I don’t know who Charlotte Church's current managers are, but they sure have been giving her bad advice of late. She has been looking like a whore, acting like a whore, and singing like a whore. And from what I have been reading about her lately, she is even living like a whore.

And her voice, uuggg!!! It doesn't even sound as it once did. She doesn't sing anything classical, opera, or hymns, or anything like that anymore. I really don't know what to call the crap she is singing. I am very disappointed and I hope she will get back to singing the great immortal classics of the great artists.
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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top
You sure are obsessed with whores, aren't you.
Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top
I don’t know who Charlotte Church's current managers are, but they sure have been giving her bad advice of late


hmmmmm lemme guess. a. they musta took her naked pix offline. b. they gotta restraining order and you're gonna go to jail if she gets any more emails from you?
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Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top
She has been looking like a whore, acting like a whore, and singing like a whore. And from what I have been reading about her lately, she is even living like a whore.


Hmmm...wonder what a half and half goes for?
Reply #4 from JoeUser Forums Top
You know what I think? I think people like Marvin fell for a bit of subliminal suggestion due to her last name. I don't think she ever advertised herself as 'Churchy' or religious, did she?

If you are ever around 'choir people' in high school or college, you'll know that most of the body of works they pull from is either opera or religious. It's no surprise that a 16 year old would be singing that stuff.

Most people who perform have to make a living. No offense, but there was a lot of 'cute' or 'wow, a little girl with a voice like that' to the attraction. 90% of those people probably got disinterested after she got boobs, and most of the rest would just be interested with her boobs.

Marvin is going to call anyone who lives a normal life a whore, though.
Reply #5 from JoeUser Forums Top
YOU GOT IT EXACTLY RIGHT, BAKERSTREET, ECCEPT FOR THE FIRST PARAGRAPH.
Reply #6 from JoeUser Forums Top
Oh hush, Marvin, you know you wanna boink her.


Hahahaha! Man I almost peed my pants with that one. LW you sound like I'm gonna be in ten years or so, once my sarcasm has distilled a little more.

Guess BakerStreet got this part right, too:

Marvin is going to call anyone who lives a normal life a whore, though.


Huh.

-A.
Reply #7 from JoeUser Forums Top
Little whip.........of course I do not want to boink her, as you call it. she is almost 2 decades younger than me, for god sakes. what do you think I am, a pervert or what? what makes you think I have such a dirty mind? I am a good Christian after all.
Reply #8 from JoeUser Forums Top
That reminds me of what Elijah Muhamed tells Malcolm X in the Spike Lee movie. He says she's okay as long as she's half his age plus seven years, or something like that. I never appreciated that rule until I hit 30 or so.

I bet Methusala had some young honies. Granted, a woman half his age would have been, oh, 400 and something. Was there an age limit set in the Bible, really?
Reply #10 from JoeUser Forums Top
Marvin, Marvin... your sweaty angst is beginning to show.

Don't lie to yourself, Marvin. Admit you have a mind like a sewer and that, beneath the repression of being a good Christian, you fornicate with her every night. And isn't it just delicious that her last name is Church - I can hear the wheels in your head grinding as you imagine fucking her on the Altar from here.

Don't you know, Marvin, that it's the good Christians, tied in knots by their infantile morality, that are the dirtiest motherfuckers of all?

If you don't I do - because that's just what I was at one point, a good Christian. And just like every other man, notwithstanding my being a good Christian, I thought about sex every other second. Just like you do.

So spare me the sanctimonious blather (and spare yourself damnation for your hypocrisy) and come clean. You'll be a better Christian for it.

Or, as little_whip said - shaddap. You just wanna boink her.
Reply #11 from JoeUser Forums Top
Me, I'd bang CC like the screen door in a tornado... if my wife would let me... *sigh*.

P.S. And I don't mean the kiddy CC from the Marvin's "Naked" blog. She has rounded out nicely in the last year or two of adulthood, though...
Reply #12 from JoeUser Forums Top
Just look in your bible to read what it says about gossip...gossip sure isn't gospel!

Reply #13 from JoeUser Forums Top
Marvin, do you read your Bible and display love and understanding towards your enemies? By the look of your blog it seems that you have a very unloving outlook on the world at large and, from my viewpoint across the Atlantic, demonstrate the bad side of American Christianity.

Unfortunately this is the face that is most seen and most shown by the media and is summed up by an American politician saying that the religious right's way of dealing with things that they would disagree with was to have someone stand against him, rather than engage in any dialogue about the issue in question.

I know this has little to do with Charlotte Church, but I got sidetracked!