Ladies of JU, Rejoice!

Mars has heard you, and is responding!

http://money.cnn.com/2005/08/04/news/funny/m_and_ms/index.htm?cnn=yes
from JoeUser Forums

That is right all you ladies.  Mars is going to upsize the M&M and come out with adult colors! (Since Eggshell is not the same as Ecru, I guess that means the colors will conform to the female color spectrum).

Yes, now the M&M guys are going to be 55% bigger!  More chocolate in every bite!  And still guaranteed to melt in your mouth, not in your hands!

So take a deep breath, let out a sigh of release, and enjoy the joys of chocolate, adult version!

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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top

The new M&M's are available in milk chocolate and peanut varieties and come with an "adult-oriented" color scheme that includes teal, beige, maroon, gold, brown and blue-gray.

See?  They have to be female!  What guy would know what half those colors are????????

Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top
The new megas are great. I have been getting them from someone who knows someone on the inside. They are available for sale now though in our area. My wife got them at ... blech ... Walmart.
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Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top

The new megas are great. I have been getting them from someone who knows someone on the inside. They are available for sale now though in our area. My wife got them at ... blech ... Walmart.

Someone has a happy wife!

Reply #4 from JoeUser Forums Top
I saw those at a Farmer Jack. The ultimate piece of chocolate. I had to do a double take. I didn't believe it was a M&M candy.
Reply #5 from JoeUser Forums Top
Coooooooool!!!!!
Reply #7 from JoeUser Forums Top
I saw those at a Farmer Jack. The ultimate piece of chocolate. I had to do a double take. I didn't believe it was a M&M candy.


Believe! It is the ultimate seducer of women for the men who have them!
Reply #8 from JoeUser Forums Top
Coooooooool!!!!!


As soon as they become available, I will send you a care package. Altho you might want to ask just John as he seems to have a source already!
Reply #9 from JoeUser Forums Top
M&M's are not available here


And you are not a lady! "That woman is no lady, she is my wife!"

I will send you some when they come out. Or ask Just John!
Reply #10 from JoeUser Forums Top
Ah, metrosexual M&Ms. Just what we need. God help us when they start dandying up our hotdogs and polish sausage. Thousands will choke on the little rubber rings...
Reply #11 from JoeUser Forums Top

Ah, metrosexual M&Ms. Just what we need. God help us when they start dandying up our hotdogs and polish sausage. Thousands will choke on the little rubber rings...

Whatttttt??????????

Let them keep the M&Ms The dogs and sausages are off limits!

Reply #12 from JoeUser Forums Top
I will send you some when they come out. Or ask Just John!


Dunno JJ too well... I'm gonna count on you!
Reply #13 from JoeUser Forums Top
Dunno JJ too well... I'm gonna count on you!


I will know when the are available. My wife will buy them!
Reply #15 from JoeUser Forums Top
Yes, now the M&M guys are going to be 55% bigger

so me and masonm are going to be 55% BIGGER?

wow look out ladies I will have a full 2 incher now,
Reply #16 from JoeUser Forums Top
Are these the same size as the Shrek M&Ms?

They had those out while the movie was in theaters, in ogre colors. Pretty cool.

I don't really care what color M&Ms are (ok, pink M&Ms are cool), but more chocolate is always a good thing.
Reply #17 from JoeUser Forums Top
Looks like I know what to stock up on for my mother-in-law for Christmas this year ...

She's a choc-o-holic to the max. I pretty much guaranteed a free ride when I brought her a 6-pack of the BIG Hersey's chocolate bars. You know the ones that are 12" long and 4" wide and about 1/2" thick?

Found a way to keep my m-i-l off my back. Keep a stash of chocolate bars in the fridge.
Reply #18 from JoeUser Forums Top
I saw about that...M&Ms are my favorite candy, so that makes me happy...lol
Reply #19 from JoeUser Forums Top

wow look out ladies I will have a full 2 incher now,

I am not going there.

Reply #20 from JoeUser Forums Top

Are these the same size as the Shrek M&Ms?

They had those out while the movie was in theaters, in ogre colors. Pretty cool.

I don't really care what color M&Ms are (ok, pink M&Ms are cool), but more chocolate is always a good thing.

Yes.  According to the article, they are virtually the same, but instead of being a promo, they are going to be a regular item now.

Reply #21 from JoeUser Forums Top

Found a way to keep my m-i-l off my back. Keep a stash of chocolate bars in the fridge.

You got lucky!  What an easy fix.

Reply #22 from JoeUser Forums Top

I saw about that...M&Ms are my favorite candy, so that makes me happy...lol

I knew you ladies would be over joyed!

Reply #23 from JoeUser Forums Top
I looked all over for the new M&Ms but all I seen were W&Ws. Wait a second maybe they were upside down.

I bought 2 big bags for my GF. Despite my first statement I'm NO dummy.
Reply #24 from JoeUser Forums Top
lindt chocolate... give to to any lady {that loves chocolate} stand back, take yer clothes off gentlemen , cause fer sure yer gonna get some.
Reply #25 from JoeUser Forums Top
lindt chocolate... give to to any lady {that loves chocolate} stand back, take yer clothes off gentlemen , cause fer sure yer gonna get some


Oh what a night that will be for you & yours!


Chocolate, let me at em! I haven't tried those M&M's yet and will definately look out for them. My fav are the ones with peanuts in them!