Ode to my little dead blog

haiku style

from JoeUser Forums
I kill you without
words or meaning; with boredom—
it's just, my friends left.
writing
2,675 views 13 replies
Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top
Manopeace is right!
Making new friends can be fun
And that's a haiku!
Siege of Centauri
Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top
It took me 10 months
to make friends at JoeUser.
You think it's easy?



-A.
Reply #4 from JoeUser Forums Top
It took me 1 month
to make friends at JoeUser
Yes it is easy!

Anglo, you are a very good writer, keep it up!
Reply #6 from JoeUser Forums Top
Ok, historyis-
here, not all my friends are gone—
I'm glad to see you!
***

(Without any of my "favorite blog" links, I've forgotten who's around and who's gone.)

Thanks for the compliment, thatoneguy, though I'll assume you weren't referring to my steller haiku, eh? No, the whole "friends" thing is something I'm really slow at. But usually when I make them, I make them for life. The internet friendship thing is something I still haven't figured out.

Cheers.

-A.
Reply #7 from JoeUser Forums Top
'But usually when I make them, I make them for life.'
How do you know?

'Lived here all your life?'
The tourist asked the local.
'No', he mused, "Not yet'.
Reply #8 from JoeUser Forums Top
That's really funny!
A good joke in haiku form
Tell us another
Reply #9 from JoeUser Forums Top
'But usually when I make them, I make them for life.'
How do you know?


Ah yes, thank you for splitting those semantic hairs. But you see, I can only guarantee the life I've lived thus far. Now be a good canary and go poop on someone else's newspaper.

(Ok, I really don't mean to sound that mean, but it struck me as funny. You can see, then, why it might take awhile for me to make friends, no? My horrid sense of humor, my inability to withhold sarcasm—my personality conspires against me.)

-A.
Reply #10 from JoeUser Forums Top
I think some of your friends just got distracted by other things--like life. But we'll come back--hopefully!
Reply #11 from JoeUser Forums Top
If I count (as one of those friend-like things) I am peeking in. Good to see you A.
Reply #12 from JoeUser Forums Top

I loved this!!!  I cracked up! 

Trinitie

Reply #13 from JoeUser Forums Top
Keep on naming names
Perhaps more entries will come
If you are patient.