What do YOU wash YOUR face with?!

from JoeUser Forums

I was talking to my neighbors this evening about the funny things our kids have said.

They told me about when one of their little girls went to stay over night at a friends house.  She saw her friends mother taking off her makeup with cotton pads and she pipes up :

"Oh, my mommy washes her face with cock n balls too!"

 

 

I don't think there's anything I need to add to that, is there?

LOL

 

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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top
That's one of the those stories that make you go ha ha ha ha,,,,ewww,
Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top
Nasty!!!!
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Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top
The title immediately put a Peter Coombes song in my head.

"Mr Clickity Cane
plays a silly game
all the kids in the street
they like to do the same

Wash Your Fash In Orange Juice
Clean Your Teeth with Bubblegum
Brush your hair with a toothbrush
Fry an egg on a slippery dip
Bellyflop on a pizza"
Reply #4 from JoeUser Forums Top
Kids are fantastic!
Reply #5 from JoeUser Forums Top
Reminds me of Art Linkletters show....Kids Say The Darndest Things....
and the do lol
Reply #6 from JoeUser Forums Top
i wash my face sometimes like that too! .....
Reply #7 from JoeUser Forums Top


Good stuff.
Reply #8 from JoeUser Forums Top
Maybe nothing to add, but you may want to correct her pronunciation.
Reply #9 from JoeUser Forums Top
Reminds me of the little boy that said his dad had two "weiners." One little-bitty one to pee with and one great big one to brush momma's teeth with...
Reply #10 from JoeUser Forums Top

Got another one too!  My ex and I were talking about the Chruch's Christmas tree.  It was a Cedar.  She was telling me how a friend of ours hated them and thought they smelled like s-h-i-t.  Spelled out of course.

My daughter started to interupt (she was 4).  So finally we said "What Candace?".

She said "that is Shit momma."

Ooops!

Reply #11 from JoeUser Forums Top

Got another one too!  My ex and I were talking about the Chruch's Christmas tree.  It was a Cedar.  She was telling me how a friend of ours hated them and thought they smelled like s-h-i-t.  Spelled out of course.

My daughter started to interupt (she was 4).  So finally we said "What Candace?".

She said "that is Shit momma."

Ooops!