Our Brave Bush is a Modern Day Saint

God Bless America

from JoeUser Forums
Yesterday I watched our Commandor in Chief tell us why we are fighting in Iraq. His words filled me with pride and spirit, that Texan fight to carry on even in times of big difficulty.



The President answered all of the critics and set out a clear path... carry on as normal boys God has blessed you. We need to be in Middle East and Iraq is the perfect place to be. If we are fighting terror, then best to be in the place where all the terrorists are! America is always fighting for freedom, we saved the asses of the cowardly French and British during WW2 and now we are saving the asses of the Iraqis. The more the insurgents kill and maim, the more we are inspired to stay there and put our brave boys in harms way so we can live as free men in America.

Whenever I hear President Bush on TV or radio I stop what I am doing (usually hunting or driving my massive truck) and put my hand on my heart and say 'God bless America'.

Whenever I spend a dollar I look at the faces of out greatest Presidents and I am inspired to protect America from the bunch of rag heads and sand negroes trying to kill us all.

Faggot Europeans tell us we are under attack because we oppress the world. BULLSHIT!

Terrorist hate freedom and America is the most free country in the world. We are innocent and we will fight on.

May God continue to bless America.

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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top
You invoke the word of God into this fiasco? Yeah. Who, in your opinion, would Jesus bomb? I believe this thread to be a satire or just for the fun of it all. Bush's speech gave nothing new and it was in fact another repeat of his past lies which have killed thousands of his own men. And the guy actually invited the freedom fighters to come and try kill them! Never in the history of the US has a commander in chief invited an enemy to come and attack his troops. How dare you praise some war dodger who sends people off to war while avoiding his own service to his nation? Modern day saint. I'd love to see who you think are a modern day satan. Ragheads you say? Nice of you to insult those who you yourself are too unmanly to ever want to confront. You'd be taken more seriously if you'd do your war loving Bushite blogging from a tent in the Iraqi desert.
Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top
Hahaha...I don't know who's scarier, HandyHank or RH...

Wow.
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Reply #4 from JoeUser Forums Top
I invoke God because it is clear OUR President (he's yours too you know) is spreading freedom throughout the world. God has blessed America with freedom and Jesus wants us to wrap that gift up and send it to Iraq.

You traitor.
Reply #5 from JoeUser Forums Top
"You'd be taken more seriously if you'd do your war loving Bushite blogging from a tent in the Iraqi desert."

I know exactly what war is like, my pop fought the Nazis at Normandy.
Reply #6 from JoeUser Forums Top
I know exactly what war is like, my pop fought the Nazis at Normandy.


Haha...and I know exactly what being a man is like, my pop is one.
Reply #7 from JoeUser Forums Top
At the end of the day it comes down to one thing, whether you support freedom and our President or whether you hate freedom and support the enemies of America.
Reply #8 from JoeUser Forums Top

I invoke God because it is clear OUR President (he's yours too you know) is spreading freedom throughout the world. God has blessed America with freedom and Jesus wants us to wrap that gift up and send it to Iraq.

You traitor.

Reiki is Canadian and Mano is Israeli.

Reply #9 from JoeUser Forums Top

Haha...and I know exactly what being a man is like, my pop is one.

Really? I learn something new about you every day!

Reply #10 from JoeUser Forums Top
"Reiki is Canadian and Mano is Israeli."

So what? America rules the world anyway, any other country is just another state. We're gonna mop the floor with our superior military.
Reply #11 from JoeUser Forums Top
At the end of the day it comes down to one thing, whether you support freedom and our President or whether you hate freedom and support the enemies of America.


Why is it that I am automatically deemed a traitor and a freedom-hater just because I don't support Bush's foreign policies? Last I checked, I wasn't a lemming. I won't follow my government blindly just because I'm afriad someone is going to call me unpatriotic. This country was founded by men and women who stood up for the things they believed in, even though those ideals were contradictory to their rulers laws and ideals.

America rules the world anyway, any other country is just another state. We're gonna mop the floor with our superior military.


I do believe the Roman empire ruled the world with their superior military at one point in history. We underestimate how fragile our rights and freedoms are. I'm not saying we shouldn't use military force. I am saying that we should look before we leap and stop picking fights with every country in the middle east. We only have so many military personnel. And according to Bush, the draft is not an option.

God has blessed America with freedom and Jesus wants us to wrap that gift up and send it to Iraq.


Hmmm, last I checked "Thou shalt not kill" was still in the 10 commandments, even if the Supreme Court won't let us post them anywhere.


Reply #12 from JoeUser Forums Top
"Why is it that I am automatically deemed a traitor and a freedom-hater just because I don't support Bush's foreign policies? "

Because like it or not, W is the perfect American President and I am proud to have such a tough guy as our President smashing sand negroes everywhere and spreading freedom all over the world.

"I do believe the Roman empire ruled the world with their superior military at one point in history."

The Roman Empire, or any other empire, is nothing compared to the USA at this time. Roman Empire! My ass... bunch of wops!

"I'm not saying we shouldn't use military force. "

Yeah you goddam are you tree loving hippy peacenik communist asshole. Fuck the trees and fuck the world and if the faggot Europeans don't like it then we'll go a few rounds. Do you miss the Soviet Union that MUCH?
Reply #13 from JoeUser Forums Top
Ha, well, it's good to know that you're just a character.

As Dr.Guy has said, "Buh-bye."
Reply #14 from JoeUser Forums Top
" Ha, well, it's good to know that you're just a character. "

There are those who say the Matrix is real too.
Reply #15 from JoeUser Forums Top
You invoke the word of God into this fiasco? Yeah. Who, in your opinion, would Jesus bomb? I believe this thread to be a satire or just for the fun of it all. Bush's speech gave nothing new and it was in fact another repeat of his past lies which have killed thousands of his own men. And the guy actually invited the freedom fighters to come and try kill them! Never in the history of the US has a commander in chief invited an enemy to come and attack his troops. How dare you praise some war dodger who sends people off to war while avoiding his own service to his nation? Modern day saint. I'd love to see who you think are a modern day satan. Ragheads you say? Nice of you to insult those who you yourself are too unmanly to ever want to confront. You'd be taken more seriously if you'd do your war loving Bushite blogging from a tent in the Iraqi desert.


And you'd be taken more seriously if you'd quit talking such idiocy! Modern day "satan"? John effing Kerry!
Reply #16 from JoeUser Forums Top
Yeah you goddam are you tree loving hippy peacenik communist asshole. Fuck the trees and fuck the world and if the faggot Europeans don't like it then we'll go a few rounds. Do you miss the Soviet Union that MUCH?


Ah, how you assume to know so much about me because I disagree with you. I did not say we should not use military force. But I do have problems with using it under false pretenses. And I don't think there is anything wrong with wanting peace in the world. I'm pretty sure that was the message Jesus brought to Earth. "Love thy neighbor" applys to all your neighbors, whether american or not, we are all God's children.

And you look down upon the Europeans with such distain that you must be a 100% pure blooded american indian. Because if you are not, then you forget that ALL americans descend from "faggot european" lineages. Stop me if the concept is too overwhelming.
Reply #17 from JoeUser Forums Top
I'm talking about modern Europe with their faggot ass communist systems. The only exception is England and even then we saved their asses in WWII.

Bunch of limey faggots...

Iraqis ain't my neighbours, if they wanna join the war on ragheads then hell jump on board boys. But they get in the way of US MIGHT then they be going home in a box.
Reply #18 from JoeUser Forums Top
I know exactly what war is like, my pop fought the Nazis at Normandy.


So, what you MEANT to say is, your POP knows what war is like...too bad he had a snivelling coward of a son who preaches patriotism but shirks his duty when called, huh?
Reply #23 from JoeUser Forums Top
It's like a country version of J4Js.


You are Bush's wet dream.
Reply #24 from JoeUser Forums Top

I was in the Navy SAS Seals for 27 years I'll have you know so kiss my redneck ass.


Ain't no such animal fool! SAS is British " Special Air Services" and the Navy "Seals" are US "SEa Air and Land" teams. If your going to talk at least "TRY" to know what the hell your talking about, Okay? So kiss "MY" redneck ass!
Reply #25 from JoeUser Forums Top
So kiss "MY" redneck ass!



amazing whatta horrible vision can be conjured up by drmiler using four simple, otherwise innocuous words.