"Mom, what's cupid hair?"

from JoeUser Forums

That's what my littlest boy asked me this evening.

"Cupid hair?  I think you mean 'pubic' hair, babe" I said.

"Yeah, that.  What is it?"

"Well, when boys and girls get older and they stop being children and start being grown ups, they get hair in funky places.  Like their armpits, and their private places."

"WHAT???????  Does dad have that????"

"Yes, he does.  So do I."

"LALALALALALA NOT LISTENING!!! EEEEWWWW!!!!!   ICK!!!!!  NOOOOOOOOO!!!!"

And he runs off down the hallway.

So, that was my 'birds and bees' lesson for today.  Tomorrow morning I think we'll talk about breaking voices and periods.  That should ensure he'll stay away from me for the rest of the day.....

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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! OMG. I so totally needed that tonight.

Maybe you should save all the "gross stuff" about what comes out of female orfices for when he's got his first girlfriend...
Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top
! I burst out laughing when I read the title....

Hilarious article, dharma.
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Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top
Yeah, I can't wait for this...
Reply #4 from JoeUser Forums Top


Thanks, I needed that...

Cheers,

Maso
Reply #5 from JoeUser Forums Top
haha, his response was great
Reply #6 from JoeUser Forums Top
I clicked the title honestly wondering... "Good question...what is cupid hair?"

You made me laugh out loud!!! It takes A LOT to evoke laughter from me when I'm sitting in a room all by myself.
Reply #7 from JoeUser Forums Top
HA! Dharma, this is priceless! It also sounds like a surefire way to get things done if he's going to ignore you after you're "talk".
Reply #8 from JoeUser Forums Top
I can remember thinking erroneously as I child it was public hair and not pubic hair. Imagine how confusing that was! I just for the life of me couldn't see anything public about it...

Now, about those "nocturnal emissions"...
Reply #9 from JoeUser Forums Top
Hey... I just realised that your son just might be on to something.... Isn't it around the time that teens start getting pubic hair, cupid starts thinking about who to match up with each other...maybe it should be called cupid hair....