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*DISCLAIMER: The picture i this article contains images of what used to be 'marital aids' ie vibrators...so if you're easily offended, don't read any further!*

If you recall, I went to a 'lingerie' party a few weeks ago.  I promised to try and take pics at the time, but my PC froze as I was uploading them and the only one I managed to save was this one:

That was the sight that greeted us as we walked in the door. 

We got to handle all of the display models, we tasted and smelled all the lubes and motion lotions, we sniffed the phermones and laughred at the pocket pussy - one girl said that her husband had worn the first one she got him out so she was looking to buy him a new one!

Some of the vibrators were really kind of spendy....the top of the line one is called 'The Hummingbird'.  Not only does the shaft rotate and 'squirm', there's a little stimulator on the front of it that's shaped like a hummingbird...which vibrates and pulses.  It has a constant vibrate mode, a pulse vibrate mode, a mode that goes from a gentle tingle and rises to a cresendo of buzzing...it's just got all kinds of bells and whistles on it.  It was the most expensive one at $85.

There was one there that looked painfully huge.  It was easily 9" long and I could hardly close my hand around it....to me, that's just too damn big.  But, if your boyfriend/husband/significant other is a well endowed chap I guess that that monster phallus is right up your alley!

My friend has more pictures of us all checking out the equipment - she says she has one of me playing with a tongue shaped one, so as soon as she passes it on to me I'll try and add it here.

I didn't think that I'd have a good time at this party, but I did have fun...and I'm glad that I went.

Oh, and my Bob's in the picture somewhere......I'll leave y'all to guess which model he is!

 

 

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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top
Oh dear lord...:O

*hopes her honey's peenie is teenie* OWIES!

lol
Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top
It was easily 9" long and I could hardly close my hand around it....to me, that's just too damn big


Big??
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Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top

It was easily 9" long and I could hardly close my hand around it....to me, that's just too damn big


Big??

Yes, big.  That's just painful!!!!!   Men have it in their heads that bigger is better, and that's not always true.  Sometimes bigger can be painful. 

*hopes her honey's peenie is teenie* OWIES!

Hehe.....it's not that bad, Marcie.  Just as long as you take your time...

Reply #5 from JoeUser Forums Top
~ahem~ uh, *cough* uh...*cough* uh...now, uh...about this "pocket pussy"...


LOL ...what would you like to know about it? I'll be happy to answer any questions you might have.....LOL
Reply #6 from JoeUser Forums Top
Hey! Long time, no chat!

I think I see a "blue dolphin" in there. My friend said those are great.
Reply #7 from JoeUser Forums Top


I think I see a "blue dolphin" in there. My friend said those are great.

My Bob is next to the blue dolphin...and I can personally attest to his...umm....reliability and umm.....um....performance.

Reply #8 from JoeUser Forums Top

...what would you like to know about it? I'll be happy to answer any questions you might have.....

What is it?  ANd how would one go about using it?

Reply #9 from JoeUser Forums Top

What is it?  ANd how would one go about using it?

It is a 'sleeve' made out of a rubbery substance that's slightly ridged on the inside...it's supposed to feel like a vagina, and you use it to enhance your masturbation experience..  Apparently if you use it with a drop or two of self-heating motion lotion it's pretty close to the real deal.