When I grow up!
This is what I want to be.
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When I grow up I want to be a manipulator, A liar, A cheat, have a billion dollars, be shallow, uncaring, betray my country.
Pretend to be a hunter, employ thousands that work and live overseas
Have a mean bitch falling down drunk for my wife.
A nice smile, a great vocabulary, Be "sunday" religious.
Constantly tell people what a "hero" I am.
Own five houses in america and one in France.
Campain for energy conservation, but not in my back yard, because the windmills ruin my view of the bay.
Fly in my own private jet, wasting precious fuel.
In other words I want to be A Democratic Party Leader.
Pretend to be a hunter, employ thousands that work and live overseas
Have a mean bitch falling down drunk for my wife.
A nice smile, a great vocabulary, Be "sunday" religious.
Constantly tell people what a "hero" I am.
Own five houses in america and one in France.
Campain for energy conservation, but not in my back yard, because the windmills ruin my view of the bay.
Fly in my own private jet, wasting precious fuel.
In other words I want to be A Democratic Party Leader.
