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Show And Tell revisited

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Show And Tell revisited

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Last year I posted an article entitled 'It's Time For Show And Tell' in which Joe Users either posted pictures of themselves or sent me the pictures and I posted them.

Things have changed since then....we have a whole new crowd of bloggers, and most of us have no clue what each other looks like.

So, I'm revisiting the 'Show And Tell' article in the hope that people will be brave and show us all what they look like.

I'll start it off..this is me:

Do, what do YOU look like?

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Reply #76 from JoeUser Forums Top
OK... I've found another host. Fingers crossed this time (thanks for the heads up too!)

Reply #77 from JoeUser Forums Top

OK... I've found another host. Fingers crossed this time (thanks for the heads up too!)


Damn, you is one "hot" woman!
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Reply #78 from JoeUser Forums Top
*blush*

Thanks Dr - although I promise you I don't look like that all, or even most, of the time! My morning appearance has been known to strike fear in the hearts of even the bravest man

Suz xxx
Reply #79 from JoeUser Forums Top
Ummmmm, Floozie...............Dyno likey.......
Reply #80 from JoeUser Forums Top
*blush*

Thanks Dr - although I promise you I don't look like that all, or even most, of the time! My morning appearance has been known to strike fear in the hearts of even the bravest man

Suz xxx


I can guarantee you that I have seen worse. Ever hear of the term "coyote ugly"?
Reply #81 from JoeUser Forums Top
Ever hear of the term "coyote ugly"?


I looked it up. It said "see mirror"
Reply #82 from JoeUser Forums Top
I looked it up. It said "see mirror"


Oh come on dude... I don't think there's a man alive who hasn't seen coyote ugly.

Just for those that do not know: the term refers to waking up next to someone who is "so" ugly that you would rather chew your arm off (like a coyote in a trap), than to chance waking them up and having to kiss them good morning. And to make matters worse you can't remember a thing from the night before. And also this is not "just" A man thing. I'm sure that there are women out there who have had the same experience.
Reply #83 from JoeUser Forums Top
He he - thanks Dyno!

Dr Miller - Yeah - I'd like to think I'm not that bad. I've not experienced this personally, but have had the horror recounted to me by mates. Almost makes you think about not drinking (until the next time you go out, anyway )

Mason - you're very masculine looking which is very attractive. And those eyes are so blue!

Actually, that's one thing that's struck me about the guys' photos on here - pretty much everyone looks really manly. Nice to see we don't have any metrosexuals amongst us (with the possible exception of Muggaz, but he makes up for it in cheekiness)
Reply #84 from JoeUser Forums Top
Uh, manly huh?
Well I e-mailed some pix to our threads host that show me in a *gasp* pink polo shirt....
I hope that, when posted, they'll not put me in the metrosexual pool......

*strokes grey beard*

Hmm,
I was going for the "sensitive" look......
Reply #85 from JoeUser Forums Top
Mason - you're very masculine looking which is very attractive. And those eyes are so blue!


Well if "manly" and "ugly as a mud fence in a rain storm" mean the same thing, then I would have to agree.

As for they eyes, thanks I've had them since I was a kid.
Reply #86 from JoeUser Forums Top
Dyno - a man who can carry off pink is a real man. If you take longer to get ready than your wife/girlfriend/significant other you're not. Pretty simple!

Mason - I was going to say that if you made one more self deprecating comment I would come over and kick your arse, but I don't think that would be fair given your current state of health! I've never seen a mud fence in a storm but if they look anything like you they're doing pretty well.
Reply #87 from JoeUser Forums Top
LOL Floozie: At least wait until I've healed enough to make a good showing of it.
Reply #88 from JoeUser Forums Top
Just wanted to chime in on and agree with the "Floozie is hot" thread

That is all
Reply #89 from JoeUser Forums Top
Dharma, I know you have a photo of me. I would appreciate it if you could put up here as I can't get the bloody host service to work.

Suz, this is a much better photo than the 'cannon' photo, but no where near as funny. You have beautiful eyes, very dark, just like my wife's eyes. As for all the male photos being 'manly', just wait until you see mine.

DrMiler, in Australia, we say Dingo-ugly but it means exactly the same thing. And incidentally, I've never seen 'Coyote Ugly'.
Reply #90 from JoeUser Forums Top
Maso, nothing can be as funny as a girl sitting astride a huge phallic symbol. Well, unless you actually mature, something I'm avoiding at all cost.

If you're looking for a good photo host try www.freeimagehosting.net LinkThey were the first site that I've managed to get to work properly.
Reply #91 from JoeUser Forums Top
DrMiler, in Australia, we say Dingo-ugly but it means exactly the same thing. And incidentally, I've never seen 'Coyote Ugly'.


The movie does not follow the original intent of the phrase. That being said.....There are some hot women in that movie! In my misspent youth, my brother used to be particularly nasty to ugly women in a bar. He would walk up to them and launch into a american football type speech. He would cite them with "personal foul for ugliness", "penalty, OUT of the bar". And since he was saying this out loud you can believe he used to get in a lot of fights! But then he's 6'2" and 220 so he did not lose very many of them.
Reply #92 from JoeUser Forums Top





Here we have the very manly looking Dynosaur...who I, just so you know, find very attractive! You have to be a manly man to wear pink and stikll look hunky (that's a british term, and it's a good thing...)
Floozie...I always said that you were hot!
Maso: Can you resend it? it was on the hard drive of my old computer, and when the virus went away, all my pictures went away too....
Reply #93 from JoeUser Forums Top
Thanks for posting Dharmagirl *blushes*, I'm real happy the pix are so small,
they hide all of my grey.....

The folded arms are of course to camoflage my, uh, "prosperity"....or as my skinny
16 year old says " dad, you don't have a six pack, you gotta keg".

As for the pink ( it's actually salmon ), I've been told I have a rather ominous presence
so I wear a lot of softer colors and even floral prints to off set that impression.
Reply #94 from JoeUser Forums Top
Dharma, I know you have a photo of me. I would appreciate it if you could put up here as I can't get the bloody host service to work.

Check out image shack.
Reply #95 from JoeUser Forums Top
Check out image shack.


That's who I'm using now. MSN sucks ass....

Dynosaur: You? Imposing? Can't imagine why...I have you pegged at what 6'2", 6'3", and about 235? Hehe...so noooo, can't imagine why people would call you physically imposing at all...LOL LOL.

I tried to enlarge the pics, but they came out so big the quality would have sucked....sorry!
Reply #96 from JoeUser Forums Top
Oh dharmagirl, you are soooo kind.

I'm 6'5" and closer to, oh, lets say 275ish....still got just a 38in waist * chinches belt tight*,
with, uh, minimal overhang.
The biggest problem I have is finding clothes that fit that don't make me look like an NBA draft pic..
Reply #97 from JoeUser Forums Top

I'm 6'5" and closer to, oh, lets say 275ish....still got just a 38in waist * chinches belt tight*,

Holy cats!!  Yeah, that's imposing.....and you look like you're in decent shape, I can believe the 38" waist.

Dude, you're huge!  Compared to me, that is.  I'm almost 5'3"....how tall is your wife?

Reply #98 from JoeUser Forums Top
Wife is 5'10", we've all got the tall gene.
Oldest daughter is 6 foot, 10 yr old daughter is 5'2", 16yr old son is 6'2", middle daughter
is "only" 5'11", and the oldest son is the "runt" at 5'10"....