The Perfect solution for all the worlds problems

A couple new universal LAWS

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No member of any race may marry a member of the same race.

No member of any religion may marry a member of the same religion.

Any children of any marriage Must be brought up in a religion NOT represented by either of the parents.

Let a century pass and we will all be the same color, and have diverse religious backgrounds.

This will end racisim, and religious fanatics.

What do you guys think of my solution.?
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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top
Whats gonna happen to Matzo Balls and Gefilte Fish? Oy...how can you say these things
Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top
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Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top
I have a counter proposal. A world-wide Mind Your Own Damned Business law.

This law would make it illegal to poke your nose into the business of anyone of a different nationality, race, creed, color, or religion. This would include any form of persecution, insult, or recipe theft.
Reply #4 from JoeUser Forums Top

HOw about we abolish all laws that do not infringe on other's rights, period.  I can swing my fist only up to and not including the point of your nose.

Oh, and dump all the lawyers into the nearest cesspool.

Reply #5 from JoeUser Forums Top
Oh, and dump all the lawyers into the nearest cesspool.


Wouldn't that be harmful to the cesspool?
Reply #6 from JoeUser Forums Top

Wouldn't that be harmful to the cesspool?

We would have to change the laws about toxic dumping.

Reply #7 from JoeUser Forums Top
#1 by Manopeace
Thursday, May 05, 2005


Whats gonna happen to Matzo Balls and Gefilte Fish? Oy...how can you say these things


they become a universal food. simple.
Reply #8 from JoeUser Forums Top
2 by Gideon MacLeish
Thursday, May 05, 2005


Mod,

I think you've become an American liberal. Please email myrrander for your membership card.



Naw just want an end to all this strife because of color and religion.
Reply #9 from JoeUser Forums Top
#3 by MasonM
Thursday, May 05, 2005


have a counter proposal. A world-wide Mind Your Own Damned Business law.

This law would make it illegal to poke your nose into the business of anyone of a different nationality, race, creed, color, or religion. This would include any form of persecution, insult, or recipe theft.


not bad , but my idea would really put the bizy bodies out of buisness FOR GOOD.
Reply #10 from JoeUser Forums Top
#4 by Dr. Guy
Thursday, May 05, 2005


HOw about we abolish all laws that do not infringe on other's rights, period. I can swing my fist only up to and not including the point of your nose.
Oh, and dump all the lawyers into the nearest cesspool.


another good idea doc, but still mine would solve things. period, no more religious wars. no more racists. yayyyyyyy
Reply #11 from JoeUser Forums Top
#5 by MasonM
Thursday, May 05, 2005


Oh, and dump all the lawyers into the nearest cesspool.


Wouldn't that be harmful to the cesspool?


yes it would I can see american liberals screaming for "cesspool rights" hahahahahahaha
Reply #12 from JoeUser Forums Top

another good idea doc, but still mine would solve things. period, no more religious wars. no more racists. yayyyyyyy

No more freedom, no more liberty.  Big brother. 1984.

Reply #13 from JoeUser Forums Top
6 by Dr. Guy
Thursday, May 05, 2005


Wouldn't that be harmful to the cesspool?

We would have to change the laws about toxic dumping.


I think putting them in a petting zoo would work better .. free the animals and put lawyers on exhibit.
Reply #14 from JoeUser Forums Top

I think putting them in a petting zoo would work better .. free the animals and put lawyers on exhibit.

They bite.

Reply #15 from JoeUser Forums Top
It might work, but there definately would be some people defecting all around!
Reply #16 from JoeUser Forums Top
Who would really want to pet a lawyer?
Reply #17 from JoeUser Forums Top
Reply By: Dr. GuyPosted: Thursday, May 05, 2005I think putting them in a petting zoo would work better .. free the animals and put lawyers on exhibit.They bite.


if they bite then they can stay bizy sueing each other, finally a use for lawyers that leave the rest of us alone. ha!
Reply #18 from JoeUser Forums Top
Reply By: foreverserenityPosted: Thursday, May 05, 2005It might work, but there definately would be some people defecting all around


the penality for not adhearing to these new laws would be death.. short and sweet. they find you guilty, they march you outside and blow a hole in your head, then charge the cost of the bullet to your family.

ewwwwwww
Reply #19 from JoeUser Forums Top
Reply By: MasonMPosted: Thursday, May 05, 2005Who would really want to pet a lawyer?


sure, with gloves.. and a sanitary spray nearby. lololololo
Reply #21 from JoeUser Forums Top
Sorry to hear that Manopeace. Won't hold it against you, I'm sure you raised him as best you could.
Reply #22 from JoeUser Forums Top

Whats gonna happen to Matzo Balls and Gefilte Fish? Oy...how can you say these things

Hmmmmm!  Now you are talking real Southern Cooking!  You may be salvageable as a Northerner yet!

Reply #23 from JoeUser Forums Top

My sons' a lawyer

he gets special dispensation for being the son of a Saint!  We catholics can do that!

Reply #24 from JoeUser Forums Top
he gets special dispensation for being the son of a Saint! We catholics can do that!


Bless you!