Adam & Steve

Take My Hand...It's Even Stanger In Paradise

from JoeUser Forums

okay the title is misleading.  george said hey abdullah, it's time we were frank & earnest with each other.  abdullah agreed but 'only if i get to be ernest this time.'

is this just a shameless ploy to get the crown prince to give him another $130,000 in jewelry...or a clue as to why that same sex marriage amendment seems to have slipped between the cracks?

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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top

as they ask you down to the crazy crown prince's used camel lot...one hump or two? errr i mean bump.

Sins of a Solar Empire II
Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top
Nice lead off line, but I dont see how it has anything to do with Domestic issues.  Oil, yes.  But that is more foreign than domestic.
Reply #4 from JoeUser Forums Top
Funny picture!! Even funnier satire from you!! "Frank & Earnest!!! Pricesless.

The thing is, guys holding hands is a long time custom in the Arab world. When we first got to Saudi Arabia, a lot of troops were convinced that ever Arab man must be gay (or at least Bi), because you never see a man and woman holding hands in public, but you can't swing a dead camel without hitting 100 men holding hands. ;~D
Reply #5 from JoeUser Forums Top

but you can't swing a dead camel without hitting 100 men holding hands

This is turning into a blog of bad puns!

Reply #6 from JoeUser Forums Top
ROFL "Bad Pun" is an oxymoron!!
Reply #7 from JoeUser Forums Top
What slipped between what kind of cracks?

If you don't ride a camel, you ain't Shiite.

What else does it look like Muslims are doing when they pray?
Reply #8 from JoeUser Forums Top

If you don't ride a camel, you ain't Shiite.

!

kingbee needs to move this one to the pun category!

Reply #9 from JoeUser Forums Top
camel lot


Camelot?
Reply #10 from JoeUser Forums Top
"On second thought, let's not go to Camelot, it is a silly place." ~ King Arthur, Monty Python & The Holy Grail. ;~D
Reply #11 from JoeUser Forums Top
On second thought, let's not go to Camelot, it is a silly place." ~ King Arthur, Monty Python & The Holy Grail. ;~D


It's only a model.
Reply #12 from JoeUser Forums Top

you've still got it !

i love it !

mig XXX

Reply #13 from JoeUser Forums Top
Heheheheheheh, too funny.


glad ya found it as amusing as i did
Reply #14 from JoeUser Forums Top
But that is more foreign than domestic.


it's definitely foreign to me...like extraterrestrial even.
Reply #15 from JoeUser Forums Top
but you can't swing a dead camel without hitting 100 men holding hands. ;~D


i read that line several times cuz something was nagging at me but it wasnt til about the 4th read that i realized what it was. do they each only hold the other's right hand or ???? no wonder they got into that whirling dervish thing.
Reply #16 from JoeUser Forums Top
a blog of bad puns!


ROFL "Bad Pun" is an oxymoron!!


If you don't ride a camel, you ain't Shiite.


camel lot


Camelot?


kingbee needs to move this one to the pun category!


yall are sheikin my faith in the profit.
Reply #17 from JoeUser Forums Top
you've still got it !


despite all that penicillin dammit
Reply #18 from JoeUser Forums Top
dont it look like bush is singing 'there's a place for us'?

"hold my hand and i'll take you there..."
Reply #19 from JoeUser Forums Top
Kingbee, I have to give my kudos on your satire here. Not to mention all the other puns! Very amusing!
Reply #20 from JoeUser Forums Top
dont it look like bush is singing 'there's a place for us'? "hold my hand and i'll take you there..."


I think he's about to break into a disco chorus of "Sheik, Sheik, Sheik... Sheik, Sheik, Sheik... Sheik Sheik Yerbouti!" ((Inspirational kudos to Frank Zappa and his album "Sheik Yerbouti"))) ;~D
Reply #21 from JoeUser Forums Top

a disco chorus

of any type (altho obviously the tune you suggest is a first choice...followed by 'rock the cazbah').

Reply #22 from JoeUser Forums Top
i'm still curious bout how they decide who has to hold whose left hand.  
Reply #23 from JoeUser Forums Top
Kingbee, That picture is just funny.... This is the one that should scare everyone equally!!



;~D
Reply #24 from JoeUser Forums Top
How about I Want to Hold Your Hand?
Reply #25 from JoeUser Forums Top
i'm still curious bout how they decide who has to hold whose left hand.


Good question!! I have no idea what the answer might be.