You Lose - Loser

dont confront the mug man.

Ba-Bum!!!!!

First direct confrontation with house mate last night. I was the victor!!! Mwa HAHAAHHAHA….

The conversation had drifted to the shower for some reason I forget… and all the sudden, Mark buts in and dead set accuses me of using his bath towels.

The reason he has come to this conclusion is because the towels are discoloured for some reason. I have blonde tips. He thinks that the blonde tips in my hair, or the bleach rather, could have discoloured his towels. That’s like the stupidest thing I ever heard in my life.

For starters, why the fudge would I use his towels, when I have my own? I would consider using someone else’s towel along the same ilk as using someone else’s tooth-brush. I don’t particularly want my privates touching anywhere that his privates have touched.

I basically put him back in his little box, and explained these basic facts to him, and generally insinuated he is stoned half the time, so he wouldn’t remember if he poured bleach on his own towels anyway.

I think its going to come to boiling point soon. This guy is just a pathetic stoner. He is in debt hard core, and has borrowed over $200 from me and my brother and delayed the repayments substantially.

It is quite clear that he finds my personality over bearing as well. He has a girl that comes over, I don’t know what the fudge is going on with her, but they are sort of together. I speak to her as I do to my friends… I am relaxed around her, and really quite cocky… Mark doesn’t like the way I speak to her, or around her. It’s my house – he can fricken deal with it… why doesn’t he go to her house? Then everyone would be happy!!! I think he maybe feels threatened. I can understand why as well… I am bloody good looking and Candice flirts with me every time she is over, she also has a rep. Mark has nothing to worry about though, I wouldn’t piss on her teeth if her gums were on fire… I do like being in control though.

And there is his Dog… its like the crappest Dog in the whole world. It has no personality whatsoever, is fat because he never takes it walking, is permanently stoned, just like Mark, and has no discipline whatsoever. It craps in my hallway ffs. Every time it does something bad, My brother and I punish the crap out of it… but Mark doesn’t do anything. I feel so sorry for the Dog… we don’t have adequate fencing so it cant be outside – where dogs should be, so it just stays inside all day, and this fricken dog malts like I have never seen a dog malt before, and Mark doesn’t clean up after it either… there is so much dog hair in our bathroom, you would think he takes a shower with his Dog, but the Dog has never even been in there!!!

It will be interesting to see where this goes from here. After last nights episode, I think less of Mark than I did already, and he wouldn’t really want to rub me up the wrong way, because our other room mate is my brother, and he doesn’t think so much of Mark either. Its great being the Alpha Male. From now on, I am calling every little incident that pisses me off… how dare he accuse me of using his towels? If all goes well, hopefully he will move out… take his dog, his mess, and his pathetic life with him.

BAM!!!
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Reply #1 Top
i hear what your saying markus.....

but i think he may have thought you used his towel when doing ur hair, not drying urself with it. if its got bleach on it that is.....

have i met him? was he at the irish pub that night? (oh yeah sorry i haven't replies to ur emails i can't)
Reply #2 Top
Next time the subject comes up, you tell him that i'm the one who's been bloody using his towels. And i ain't scared to admit it...
I used 'em to clean up after that bloody dog.

Wait... i don't even know you people. nevermind. hey Muggaz, if i come to England will you show me around?
Reply #3 Top
Haha... yeah, when i am in England... maybe we can help each other!

I am Australian mate ;)
Reply #4 Top
Holy Shit... ain't I the ass hole... sorry dude
Reply #5 Top
HAHAHAHAH
Reply #6 Top
AUSTRALIAN????? THAT IS SOOOO AWESOME. I'm know I'm a silly teenage girl who falls for different cultured guys for goofy reasons, but now I just want to read EVERYTHING YOU WRITE!!! Hehe *blushes*

Trinitie
Reply #7 Top
guess that makes me the "loser" in question...

oh well though... guess it could be worse
Reply #8 Top
Trintie, you think i write sexy...

you should hear my sexy Australian accent ;)

BAM!!!

Imajinit - send me an email, i believe you have the address!
Reply #9 Top
I just want you to know everytime I read the word "Bam!!!" I laugh my ass off. You should keep that!
Reply #10 Top
Yeah... I will... people are using it as a weekness though...

apparently all tha BAMMING into concrete is killing my braincells... or something...

BAM!!!
Reply #11 Top
Muggaz,
i'm sure i can find the address... i remember it being on one of your forum posts... I'll definitely drop you an email when i start planning my Australia trip...

in the meantime, i'll be keeping up with Muggaz' Adeventures via JoeU...

write on write on


WHAMMO!
Reply #12 Top
lol... i wont be here much longer... drop me one when you plan you England/Europe trip :)
Reply #13 Top
will do... You're not gonna be there much longer? where are you goin? are we still gonna be able to follow the adventures of Muggaz here on JU?

Mj
Reply #14 Top
I stopped reading when I got to the 'drifting to the shower' part - cuz I was scared.
Reply #15 Top
haha.. thanks for your honesty poet!!!!

I am going to Europe in October MJ... of course you wil be able to follow my antics!!!!

BAM!!!
Reply #16 Top
going to Europe to live foreva and eva? or just on vacation?
Reply #17 Top
i am planning a 10 year trip away from home...

so Europe at least until July 2006... then i will go where the wind takes me... hopefully North America will be included in the itinerary at some point
Reply #18 Top
ahhh... well that sounds like a plan... must be rough to have that kind of traveling money. If you make it down this way, you can stop in @ my place. I'll gladly show you around... maybe even introduce you to some American girls... they'll go crazy for your accent...
Reply #19 Top
Lol... working holiday mate...

I dont need a Working Visa in Europe cause i have dual citezenship :)

They will go crazy for my boyish good looks as well :)
Reply #20 Top
maybe i can pick up some of your leftovers or somethin'

the only prob is, i only hang out in country bars... can you handle that?

Reply #21 Top
oh man... as long as there are many a fine woman, i can handle anything :)