Today's Daily Dose of Whacky Headlines

The lighter side of the News

from JoeUser Forums

"Rice Arrives in China"--headline, Asian News International, March 20

Isn't that like shipping sand to the Middle East?

"Early Classes Could Deprive Teens of Sleep, Experts Say"--headline, KVOA Web site (Tucson, Ariz.), March 21

We need Experts to tell us that?  WOW!  I guess Johnny really cant think!

"Hitler Was Personally Behind Holocaust, Book Says"--headline, Reuters, March 22

Can I get a D? D

Can I get a U? U 

Can I get an H? H 

What does that spell? DUH

"GM Plans to Cut Salaried Staff; Overhaul Looms"--headline, The Wall Street Journal (link for subscribers), March 21

No wonder they dont do well in crash tests.  Cars made of Yarn?

"Primates Divided Over Royal Wedding"--headline, Church of England Newspaper, March 18

Monkeys vote in England?

"Austrlian MP Loses Long Lost Son"--headline, BBC Web site, March 21

Damn, lost him again!  You think he could keep up with the poor tyke!

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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top
The first one especially made me laugh out loud. Thanks for the laugh!
Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top
Wait a sec, I thought that was Bush! (Oops, wrong website, I thought this was DU for a moment there....you know, all those retardedly breathless headlines...)


No, wasn't there an article today about the 1000 connections between Bush and Hitler? I think I saw it, but did not read it. The DU is always trying to infiltrate other sites.
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Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top
Damm funny article.....good eye for news clippings.....I probably would have pssed them by without a second glance.......
Reply #4 from JoeUser Forums Top
Hahah, that was hilarious! What are they thinking when they write the titles?? lol
Reply #5 from JoeUser Forums Top
There really should be a new job with newspapers....making sure the headlines aren't stupidly hilarious like this.