Mom, If 25% of My Brain is Gone - Don't Starve Me
Shoot Me Instead!
Seriously... stab me, overdose me (heroin please), or smother me with a pillow. All of these would be preferable to starving to death in my case. Any would certainly be preferable to lingering on as a vegetable burdening my wife and family. Can't find the will to kill me? Call Calangelo, he'll do me quick and painless. Just don't leave me in a fucking bed shitting on myself.
Consider this a public notice of my intent to die rather than be preserved as a living petrie dish.

