Follow the trail of dead aliens.

It will lead you to us here at G.R.O.S.S. Get Rid Of Slimy alienS. Just sign up via the metaverse. So if you have the spirit of the great explorers like Columbus, Heriulfson, Erickson, De Leon, De Gamma, then Join us today.

Arrrrgh matey and we won't even make ya swab the decks either.
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Oh for sheep's sake Pontius, have recruitment messages and videos EVER worked (except for the MWC)?

Now let's be coldly logical here and analyse the situation:
*I don't think we should panic just yet about "The White Council" (a misnomer if ever there was one). Once their projects get up and running they'll have absolutely no time for gaming. Plus, RayChua's dark alignment has already caused some murmurs amongst the more thoughtful and 'fair-minded' members of The Council. And finally, their name change to The Council of Many Colours will certainly shock a lot of the more right-thinking Council members.
*The Euros are all too busy with political infighting. Also, it's obvious that if Impune's proposition 156(L)(a)(ii) gets up, which is the majority position assuming the Belgiums and Germans don't side with the Italians and Spanish against the Poles, Bulgarians and Irish, who as you know are dead set against the Brits under any circumstances- assuming all of that- they will be limited to 1 game per week except in leap years and dependent upon alignment.
*That leaves Apolyton- but the next *latest* game will clear them out.
*So what I am saying is- look out for you know who, coz 'what we hold, we keep'!
;)
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Muahahahaha! Shoot Down the recruitment Thread! Well Said Chris.

We still have to steal our beer back from G.R.O.S.S. though... Wotz that? ...You say you've got a plan Chris? Right On Old Chap, I'm with u all the way.

~SDC~
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Oh for sheep's sake Pontius, have recruitment messages and videos EVER worked (except for the MWC)?



Funny how Christopher Columbus was turned into a midwesterner though he never stepped foot there and manifest Destiny, essentially an eastern academic doctrine, is used. Just show's historical ignorance. I half expected a claim that Columbus first proved the world was round (pure folly)

*So what I am saying is- look out for you know who, coz 'what we hold, we keep'!


Oh we don't care what position you are in. We plunder you just for the fun of it. That and why would anyone in their right mind plunder for Budweiser, Olympia, Schaffer, Strohs, Miller Light, and Coors.
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Oh and they did work for us when we were small. But not so well now that we are bigger.

Amazing the effect that you live here so join us has. Guess P.T. Barnum was right. But we remain the largest Game theme empire in the metaverse. Which makes us #1. And that Skull and crossbones logo is dominating the individual boards.
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That and why would anyone in their right mind plunder for Budweiser, Olympia, Schaffer, Strohs, Miller Light, and Coors.
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Since when can pirates be picky?

We don't have to plunder our beer, all those aliens you're so fond of killing by it for us while on our culture stars. You know, the good stuff;

Celebrator Doppelbock :notsure:
Hennepin :HOT:
Franziskaner Hefe-Weisse :CONGRAT:
Schlafly :d
GUINNESS :sniff!:

Senator idleprocess
'Manifest Destiny'
The Mid-Western Confederation
http://idle.thehueys.com/midwest

~SDC~
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Picky beer pirates? Only when we think you are holding out on us.

ARRR! I know ye got some good beer in 'ere somewhere. Stop offerin' me cheap swill, or taste cold steel, landlubber!
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I like to drink my mead, maties, not eat it. Shiner bock or Fat Tire is the thing for this pirate. *back to terrorizing my citizens by 24hr Britney and Yanni*
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Oh the good thing about our empire; we are completely evil and completely unserious. Evil will always trimuph over these goody two-shoes players.
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Evil will always trimuph over these goody two-shoes players.
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Would you like some fries with those words? Cause you'll be eating them soon enough. :d

Senator idleprocess
'Manifest Destiny'
The Mid-Western Confederation
http://idle.thehueys.com/midwest

~SDC~
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Would you like some fries with those words? Cause you'll be eating them soon enough
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Blah blah blah. You've been saying the same things since you were formed. It's obvious you care more about us than we care about you.


Notice how easily he said "would you like fries with that." Wonder why his slogan isn't BK employee's unite.



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And I thought Everquest guild relations were wierd..
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:)

~SDC~