Spent the day Whacking off, now I am exhausted

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After not being able to whack off the growth in my yard due to being to ill to do so, I spent most of today whacking off the excess growth and evening out the shrubery.

Sure does'nt take long for me to run out of energy these days.

Maybe I will have to hire someone to do landscaping, and keep all the growth cut back so my yard is once again beautifull.
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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top

Sure does'nt take long for me to run out of energy these days.


Yeah... I remember in my youth when I could whack all day long without getting tired...

Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top
The sad thing is, I'm still unsure if this is innuendo or not...
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Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top
Reply By: greywarPosted: Monday, February 28, 2005Sure does'nt take long for me to run out of energy these days.Yeah... I remember in my youth when I could whack all day long without getting tired...


yeh me too greywar... as a teenager I could whack off all day and never miss a stroke.
Reply #4 from JoeUser Forums Top
Reply By: PhilomedyPosted: Monday, February 28, 2005The sad thing is, I'm still unsure if this is innuendo or not...


me??? innuendo?? naw..........
Reply #5 from JoeUser Forums Top
Maybe I will have to hire someone


I wonder what good whack offs go for these days?
Reply #6 from JoeUser Forums Top
Maybe I will have to hire someone


OMG...if you hire someone to whack off in your garden, is the person called a hor ticulturist?
Reply #7 from JoeUser Forums Top
I hear tell that a good whack job should be done in long slow strokes so as not too miss any spots, they should be done cheap but not easy...
Reply #8 from JoeUser Forums Top
Reply By: ShovelheatPosted: Monday, February 28, 2005Maybe I will have to hire someoneI wonder what good whack offs go for these days?


will check this out and get back to you with a price list.
Reply #9 from JoeUser Forums Top
Reply By: ManopeacePosted: Tuesday, March 01, 2005Maybe I will have to hire someoneOMG...if you hire someone to whack off in your garden, is the person called a hor ticulturist?


good one mano!! nice to see ya still around my friend
Reply #10 from JoeUser Forums Top
Reply By: GimpyonePosted: Tuesday, March 01, 2005I hear tell that a good whack job should be done in long slow strokes so as not too miss any spots, they should be done cheap but not easy...


there is a lot of illegal alien labour here, I probably have to supervise them so they do not rush.
Reply #11 from JoeUser Forums Top
there is a lot of illegal alien labour here, I probably have to supervise them so they do not rush.


Trust me, sir. We foreigners do not rush.
Reply #12 from JoeUser Forums Top
MMM, (tongue in cheek)....make sure if you hire someone, they've got all bases covered....or should that be, cover all bases...
Reply #13 from JoeUser Forums Top
This cracked me up and made me think of Michigan appropriate versions involving snow blowing
Reply #14 from JoeUser Forums Top
Yeah...our house hadn't been inhabited for about four years, so we've been doing a LOT of whacking off since we moved in!
Reply #15 from JoeUser Forums Top
Reply By: foreverserenityPosted: Tuesday, March 01, 2005MMM, (tongue in cheek)....make sure if you hire someone, they've got all bases covered....or should that be, cover all bases...


never whack off with a tool that is not properly covered and oiled so the tool is at optimum performance
Reply #16 from JoeUser Forums Top
Reply By: JillUserPosted: Tuesday, March 01, 2005This cracked me up and made me think of Michigan appropriate versions involving snow blowing


pleased to bring some small laughter into your life. hmm blowing snow might cause a bad case of FROST bite.
Reply #17 from JoeUser Forums Top
Reply By: Gideon MacLeishPosted: Tuesday, March 01, 2005Yeah...our house hadn't been inhabited for about four years, so we've been doing a LOT of whacking off since we moved in!


oh my GOD!! 4 years with no whacking off??? oh the horror, the pain, all the extra time you have to spend whacking off now... good thing your a young man huh?