Canada Said What???
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Allow me to present the gist of this article in lighthearted, dialogue form:
UNITED STATES: We want you to join us in a program we want to start whereby we shoot down missiles that come hurtling
towards us.
CANADA: No.
UNITED STATES: Fair enough. I guess it's just us deciding to shoot missiles down then.
CANADA: Oh, by the way, if there is a missile in Canadian airspace, you have to have our permission to shoot it down.
UNITED STATES: Come again?
CANADA: Well, you can't violate a sovereign nation's airspace, so you have to call us and ask if you want to shoot a missile down
over Canadian airspace.
UNITED STATES: What if the missile is coming towards us?
CANADA: Did we stutter?
UNITED STATES: Uh....huh.
(insert applause here)
(insert curtain call here)
This performance was presented, written, directed, and performed by Philomedy.
Allow me to present the gist of this article in lighthearted, dialogue form:
UNITED STATES: We want you to join us in a program we want to start whereby we shoot down missiles that come hurtling
towards us.
CANADA: No.
UNITED STATES: Fair enough. I guess it's just us deciding to shoot missiles down then.
CANADA: Oh, by the way, if there is a missile in Canadian airspace, you have to have our permission to shoot it down.
UNITED STATES: Come again?
CANADA: Well, you can't violate a sovereign nation's airspace, so you have to call us and ask if you want to shoot a missile down
over Canadian airspace.
UNITED STATES: What if the missile is coming towards us?
CANADA: Did we stutter?
UNITED STATES: Uh....huh.
(insert applause here)
(insert curtain call here)
This performance was presented, written, directed, and performed by Philomedy.

"Terrorists" are getting into the nuclear attack business now or something? Don't you see it'a all a big sham to keep otherwise non-pussyish people from opening their eyes and flexing their muscles? For a supremely violent and murderous military nation like the US they sure produce some dim-witted gullible and scared (yes scared!) citizens. If it wasn't the red menace (bullshit domino theory garbage for the public consumption) and communism that was scaring Americans, then drugs were substituted as the great enemy. Then after the drug garbage was done, it turned into the terrorist menace. Always something to fear. Always some scary boogeyman group scaring Americans. And it's telling how you people never seem to miss a beat. The lies started with the WMD crap. The US had to illegally invade a sovereign 3rd world country because Iraq was mean and scary and were planning to kill all Americans everywhere *shiver shake*. Once the lie became apparent, it, without missing a beat, changed from "we're getting Iraq's WMD" to "we're exporting democracy because we love freedom".