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Who would have ever thought that Jenna Jameson would write a book? Well, the bitch has done just that. The title is "How to Make Love like a Porn Star: A Cautionary Tale." The book addresses hard-earned lessons of life. It certainly walks the walk that the title talks, with emphasis on the latter part of the title. I seldom ever read this type of book, but I have to admit that this one is quite interesting.
Jenna Massoli began as a Las Vegas stripper at the age of 17. She would be the biggest porn star ever. From Vegas she would find her way to decadent North Hollywood where she would become a meth-addict and dyke. What money she made as a whore, she pissed away on sports betting with bookies.
But the book is not all bleak. It features insider info about the evil porn industries, and plenty of gossip about the people who populate an incredibly incestuous community. The book even tells about an encounter Jenna had with bestiality. There is also dirt on the cast of characters the author has whored with, fought or done business with, a catalog expanding from stoners and porn directors to metalhead rockers and momentary celebrities.
Alcohol and drugs are a constant occurrence in the porn business. And sex is often unglamorous to the point of being sickening and filthy. But Jenna has always returned to the porn industry like a fly to a pile of dog shit.
While Jameson's book may not offer the keenest personal analysis in recent memory, it's more honest than the criminal industry it represents and a better deal than a six pack of beer.
Jenna Massoli began as a Las Vegas stripper at the age of 17. She would be the biggest porn star ever. From Vegas she would find her way to decadent North Hollywood where she would become a meth-addict and dyke. What money she made as a whore, she pissed away on sports betting with bookies.
But the book is not all bleak. It features insider info about the evil porn industries, and plenty of gossip about the people who populate an incredibly incestuous community. The book even tells about an encounter Jenna had with bestiality. There is also dirt on the cast of characters the author has whored with, fought or done business with, a catalog expanding from stoners and porn directors to metalhead rockers and momentary celebrities.
Alcohol and drugs are a constant occurrence in the porn business. And sex is often unglamorous to the point of being sickening and filthy. But Jenna has always returned to the porn industry like a fly to a pile of dog shit.
While Jameson's book may not offer the keenest personal analysis in recent memory, it's more honest than the criminal industry it represents and a better deal than a six pack of beer.
(Probably because I don't like Charlotte Church -- especially not that way.)