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Alright. Here we go. Are you ready for this? First there was beer. Then there was non-alcoholic beer. Then there was light beer. Now there is (drumroll please) GAY BEER!!!
Yes, friends, someone has finally manufactured a beer with the specific intention of mass marketing to the gay community.
Let me just point out, first of all, that I think this concept is as asinine as saying some dresses, talks, or looks gay. That being said:
Do you hear it? Do you hear the activists getting up and organizing? Do you hear them marching to all corners of the globe to stop this pestilence from spreading? Do you hear them condemning this manufacturer to Hell? Do you hear it, brothers, Glory Hallelujah!
Do you hear the sigh of relief from groups that no longer have to go after cartoons, they can finally go after something important like gay beer? Do you hear them thanking the good Lord above for giving them an evil that comes out and advertises itself as gay so that they don't have to read homosexuality into a sponge?
Do you hear the panicked screams from millions of intolerant beer drinkers that can be fooled into thinking that now beer makes them gay?
Oh, I'm gonna have some fun with this.
Alright. Here we go. Are you ready for this? First there was beer. Then there was non-alcoholic beer. Then there was light beer. Now there is (drumroll please) GAY BEER!!!
Yes, friends, someone has finally manufactured a beer with the specific intention of mass marketing to the gay community.
Let me just point out, first of all, that I think this concept is as asinine as saying some dresses, talks, or looks gay. That being said:
Do you hear it? Do you hear the activists getting up and organizing? Do you hear them marching to all corners of the globe to stop this pestilence from spreading? Do you hear them condemning this manufacturer to Hell? Do you hear it, brothers, Glory Hallelujah!
Do you hear the sigh of relief from groups that no longer have to go after cartoons, they can finally go after something important like gay beer? Do you hear them thanking the good Lord above for giving them an evil that comes out and advertises itself as gay so that they don't have to read homosexuality into a sponge?
Do you hear the panicked screams from millions of intolerant beer drinkers that can be fooled into thinking that now beer makes them gay?
Oh, I'm gonna have some fun with this.
I love you, shovelheat....hahahaha