Mascara

January 20, 2005 7:49 PM from

For anyone (particularly guys) who don’t know what mascara is, to briefly define it… it’s a pain in the ass.

It is this brown/black/blue/whatever color of this gooey shit that you put on your eyelashes that claim to make your eyes look “brighter”. Well, it works… but as I mentioned above, it’s a pain in the ass.

It clumps, and you have this black smear on all over your eye if you don’t carefully pick it off. Or you can try to put it on fast and stab your fucking eye out (that hurts like a bitch). And to take it off, most kinds need vasoline or some type of make-up remover that you smear all over your eyes.

I don’t wear it too often… But I still haven’t figured out why I wear it at all. It basically makes your eyelashes darker to make your eyes pop out… but my eyelashes are already black. I think it is a cult. “The Mascara Cult”. Once you start, you can’t quit.

Sam

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Reply #1 January 20, 2005 7:54 PM from

JoeUser Forums Top

Heh, mascara is a bitch. I usually wear it. Although I don't know why. My eyelashes are already really long and most of the time they look like they already have it on there. I usually don't use anything except water to get it off when I'm in the shower. I hate how in the morning when I'm getting ready in a hurry, I'll stab myself in the eye and then end up getting mascara on my cheek. It's a bitch to get off especially if it dries on your cheek. Then you're scrubbing tell you're red!

~carebear~

Reply #2 January 20, 2005 8:09 PM from

JoeUser Forums Top

Yeah, mascara is a bitch....damn I hated wearing that stuff all the time while I was working the corner...it sucked. Every morning I had to smear that crap all over my eyelashes and it really is a pain in the ass.

(Note: That was a joke....really)

~Zoo

Reply #3 January 20, 2005 9:54 PM from

JoeUser Forums Top

I so know what you mean. It is such a pain, but i use it everyday none the less.
Shaun you are very odd

Reply #4 January 20, 2005 10:09 PM from

JoeUser Forums Top

Shaun you are very odd

Like no one knew...

lol

~Zoo

Reply #5 January 21, 2005 8:20 AM from

JoeUser Forums Top

I'm not too sure that was a joke Shaun.

~carebear~

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