Tell me YOUR lawyer jokes

I will tell ya one of mine

from JoeUser Forums
A 19 year old female comes to her mother and says , I am not going to have regular sex because I am afraid of
getting pregnant....... her mother replies , well that nice dear but what will you do if you on some evening decide to have sex...

the 19 year old says I will have anal sex then so I cannot get pregnant.. the mother gaspssss and replies DON'T YOU DARE!!!


anal sex is the leading cause of birth of ...... WAIT ... WAIT....


future lawyers
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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top
Mine are cheezy, but I like them...

What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

What's black and white and looks good on a lawyer?

A Doberman Pincher.

Now I'd like some crackers...
Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top
Reply By: Sugar High ElfPosted: Friday, January 14, 2005Mine are cheezy, but I like them...What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.What's black and white and looks good on a lawyer?A Doberman Pincher.Now I'd like some crackers...


cute!!! thanx for playing the game with me
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Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top
What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish?
One is a bottom feeding scum sucking scavenger and the other is...well the other is a fish.
Reply #4 from JoeUser Forums Top
Reply By: ShovelheatPosted: Friday, January 14, 2005What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish?One is a bottom feeding scum sucking scavenger and the other is...well the other is a fish.


good one thank you for playing
Reply #5 from JoeUser Forums Top
What's the difference between a lawyer and a hooker?

A hooker will stop screwing you after you're dead.