GOD’S WRATH PUMMELS PORN STATE

January 11, 2005 9:46 PM from

The state that had record forest fires last summer is now having record rains. Hills are falling on whole neighborhoods. First California suffered from a 10 year drought which brought the worst forest fires in a century and now they are getting 3 years of rain in a mere 2 weeks.

God has run out of patience with the sinning masses of California. One wonders when the greatest earthquake in state history will strike. All this water may serve as a lubricant which could trigger the great quake.

California has become the Scandinavia of the United States. They produce more porn than any place else in the world. Fags get elected to the State House. Countless reports of child pornography and pedophilia occur. Bestiality is even beginning to be tolerated. Violent crime is out of control in all the cities. Is there no evil sin that some in California wouldn’t commit?

Does God have to kill every man, woman and child in the state like he did the sinners of Sodom? Let us pray for their repentance so that such an event will not be necessary.

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Reply #1 January 11, 2005 10:29 PM from

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I hope you don't call him a god of love.

-A.

Reply #2 January 11, 2005 10:55 PM from

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All this water may serve as a lubricant

good thing. what with all that perverted sex, we been suffering a joyell shortage too.

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Reply #3 January 11, 2005 10:57 PM from

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That's too bad. I knew a couple of people that went to Porn State. Both got their Masters and Johnson degrees.

Reply #4 January 11, 2005 11:13 PM from

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That's too bad. I knew a couple of people that went to Porn State. Both got their Masters and Johnson degrees.

Hahahahahahah!!! UBoB got an insightful for that! Brilliant!

Reply #5 January 12, 2005 1:06 AM from

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we been suffering a joyell shortage too

dammit...that shoulda been joyjell.

That's too bad. I knew a couple of people that went to Porn State. Both got their Masters and Johnson degrees.

Hahahahahahah!!! UBoB got an insightful for that! Brilliant!

make that two insightfuls.

Reply #6 January 12, 2005 8:09 AM from

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Hahahahahahah!!! UBoB got an insightful for that! Brilliant!

make that two insightfuls.

Thanks to both for the insightful.

The title for the article was too amusing to pass up.

Reply #7 January 12, 2005 9:47 AM from

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'God has run out of patience with the sinning masses of California. / Does God have to kill every man, woman and child in the state like he did the sinners of Sodom?'

Marvin, given the current state of affairs around the globe - think Indonesia and Sri Lanka in particular (or do you attribute the devastation there to divine retribution also?) - then your God has a most peculiar set of priorities. If this is how your God sees the world, then He is certainly no God of mine.

Reply #8 January 12, 2005 10:05 AM from

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'Do you attribute the devastation there to divine retribution also?'

Oh, but you DO! My humble apologies, Marvin - I have just read a few of your earlier blogs, and now I know where you are coming from. All that remains is for you to go back there.

Reply #9 January 12, 2005 10:20 AM from

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I knew this must be a Marvin Cooley special when I saw the title.

You're one sick fucker, Mr. Cooley.

Highly amusing, though -- I read your blog like I read "The Onion" -- as a parody of what a decent person might say.

Massive deforestation is what is causing these mudslides -- there just isn't the root system in place to keep the dirt from moving. Makes a lot more scientific sense than some man in the moon pouring out his wrath on the porno business.

Then again, with the story of Lot's daughters and the entire Song of Solomon, the Bible is pretty pornographic in its own right. "Breasts like gazelles" indeed.

Reply #10 January 12, 2005 10:32 AM from

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Massive deforestation is what is causing these mudslides

Exactly. We've been mother earth up for too long with little regard for the consequences. As long as we had our homes in the hills with the pretty views, we were happy. Now we're seeing what our 'progress' has achieved.

I should think that god has better things to pour his wrath out on....but where is he when thousands of people are starving to death, or people are being ethnically cleansed? Nowhere to be found.

Hmmm......curiouser and curiouser.....

Reply #11 January 12, 2005 10:41 AM from

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Well, I did trip over some cables in the floor after I wrote that last post. I didn't fall or hurt myself or anything, but maybe it was Jesus telling me that I've been naughty.

Or maybe I should just re-tape the cords to the floor so that they don't run loose.

Ockham's Razor is your new homework assignment, Marvin. Go read about it.

Reply #12 January 12, 2005 11:01 AM from

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This, of course, is why I quietly slipped over the border out of Cali.

Reply #13 January 12, 2005 12:21 PM from

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This, of course, is why I quietly slipped over the border out of Cali.

you can run...but you cant hide dammit!

Reply #14 January 13, 2005 12:22 AM from

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MYRRANDER............. I AM NOT SICK, A BIT TWISTED MAYBE, BUT NOT SICK.

Reply #15 January 13, 2005 8:17 AM from

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You should listen to some Nine Inch Nails.. Here's one of my favorite verses

"God is dead, and no one cares-
If there is a Hell I'll see you there"

Isn't that a snappy little line?

Reply #16 January 13, 2005 8:19 AM from

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You should listen to some Nine Inch Nails.... Here's one of my favorite verses...

"God is dead, and no one cares
If there is a Hell, I'll see you there."

Enjoy!!

Reply #17 January 13, 2005 8:20 AM from

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