Scatter's World-Wide Fearless Forecast '05

This Could Be Spongebob's

Okay, so another New Year is in the offing, and here I am ready to fall flat in my face for putting out this blog. I’ve done it before (fell flat on my face after putting out a blog – elsewhere) So since, I’m getting the hang of it, I’ll do it this one last New Year’s time – until I get it right (or until I turn into SpongeBob). As always, the guys responsible for getting this blog seen online have nothing to do with me. You know, I just registered and they said.”scatter who? Oh so okay, we’ll try you, but if you go against the Terms of Agreement,(read: if we don’t like your politics) we’ll ban you”. So, it’s going to be carefulspeak from now on, but if I get carried away…it was nice knowing you lent an ear or an eye. Here goes…

The Economy
Not so good, man, if you’re an American. The US dollar will continue to slide down viz a viz the Euro. The call for “Buy American” will not find support any different from previous years, so the hope that returns from the domestic market that will help cushion the fallout from the weaker dollar will not be that reliable. Our exports will be more competitive, though, being cheaper and we’ll probably have more European tourists.
Despite the focus on “reforms” for social security due to the anticipated negative effect on the social safety net stemming from the economic drain from the long-drawn (yes) Iraq War, and Homeland Security needs, it won’t be in place by next year, so the usual vulnerable social groups (the aged, sick, pregnant women and children) will feel the pinch. Oh yes,we might not be able to avoid a postponement of those much awaited for tax-cuts but have added taxes in one form or the other. Investors will put their money in gold, although IT companies will in general, still rake it in. Interest rates will rise once more. Oil prices will have the tendency to rise throughout the year but not in the convulsive proportions of past OPEC boycotts.

Political Highlights
The last quarter will see the birth of the State of Palestine alongside Israel. Sharon’s Wall will still stay put and will be made part of the negotiations block. Suicide bomber attempts will still ensue as will Israeli assassination vendettas. Yes, the Iraq War will still continue. The January 30 elections will push thru administratively with assured minority seats for the Sunnis but reset due to minimal electorate participation. The results will favor the Iran-friendly Shiite majority, but will still be contested by the minority Sunnis. With the US unwilling and unable to involve the other regional powerbrokers (Syria and Iran), the urban guerilla warfare in Iraq will continue causing increased US troop deployment in the area. Osama Bin Laden will (unfortunately) still not be found and arrested, despite intensive searches in the Afghan-Pakistani border. US intrusions in Muslim populated areas of Central Asia will incite the dormant Islamic militancy which will grow in the area and be exploited by Bin Laden. The Saudi monarchy will continue as is with the support of the US despite terrorist incursions into Saudi security. The Al Qaeda quest for the ultimate terrorist weapon will lead them to Chechnya and corruption in the Russian military. Will Al Qaeda make another successful hit in the US? Not to the same extent as 9/11. I can’t foresee where exactly, but images of bleeding noses and snow are very clear. (hopefully Bin Laden’s nose). Vulnerable targets at the southern front in the War on Terror (Indonesia, Singapore, Malaysia, southern Philippines) will be hit by Jemayah Islamiya , whose adherents will be recruited for a marine terrorist endeavor.

Political Movements
China’s further economic rise will help lead it to a less aggressive path, however it is readily poised militarily on the independence movement in Taiwan. China’s focus will be in strengthening its ASEAN ties, hoping through it, to neutralize the conflict of territorial claims it has on the Paracels group of Islands with the ASEAN members, and its territorial conflict with Japan - conflict potentials they deem to be readily exploitable by the US. Japan, China , India, Singapore and Malaysia will remain the engines for ASEAN which will still not coalesce as a working market bloc despite increased trade agreements due to regional political instability . Talks of a single ASEAN currency will resume at the end of 2005. With a favored Euro, the European Union will infuse more into its R & D with the thrust of retaining and maintaining a strong scientific community. By the last quarter of 2005, Vladimir Putin will seriously consider joining the EU. Australia will still remain outside ASEAN. The NAFTA will remain a weak trading bloc with the US as its powerhouse.

So there, that’s as far as it goes. Much as I’d like to oblige , I don’t get that much forecasting vibrations about natural disasters. Another volcano acting up in the Pacific Rim ? Good guess.

Depending on how 2005 validates this forecast, the next forecast may be called SpongeBob’s. Happy New Year to Everyone!
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so far youre battin about 1110% percent at least in terms of the vulnerability of malaysia and its neighbors to extreme marine terrorist attacks insidiously camouflaged as tsunamis. (im not really sure what that means but it sure is an interesting arrangement of consonants).

your vision of the israel/palestine seems fairly plausible.  sadly so does your take on iraq.  im more pessimistic than you there.  i see sistani taking control. 

im surprised by the lack of forecasts (not yours as a specific) involving terrrorists who operate in the so-called 'bormann or eichman triangle' where the anemic borders of uruguay, argentina and brazil provide a wealth of sinister opportunity for those who prefer to do business without a lotta umm...shall we say...government oversight?

if i could add to your list, id suggest one that might be a cheat (if im right) but easily forgiveable otherwise: north korea goes bust.  benefits include one less rogue nuclear nation and much fewer chances of their weapons winding up in equally bad hands.  downside...south korea (and to a certain extent, china) are stuck having to feed, shelter and rehabilitate millions of north koreans.   well millions minus one kim jong il

(ps.  dont worry.  a former companion--who happens to be a box turtle--has returned like the prodigal son and is currently occupying the appellation 'sponge bob'. 

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im surprised by the lack of forecasts (not yours as a specific) involving terrrorists who operate in the so-called 'bormann or eichman triangle' where the anemic borders of uruguay, argentina and brazil provide a wealth of sinister opportunity for those who prefer to do business without a lotta umm...shall we say...government oversight?


the basis for excluding central and south american areas in the forecast as far as probable terrorist activity is concerned has to do with the paucity of "ummahs" Link in the area. But then again kb,you may right there. We have to think insanely. The "dirty bomb" could get clandestinely manufactured in the region thru intermediaries.

if i could add to your list, id suggest one that might be a cheat (if im right) but easily forgiveable otherwise: north korea goes bust. benefits include one less rogue nuclear nation and much fewer chances of their weapons winding up in equally bad hands. downside...south korea (and to a certain extent, china) are stuck having to feed, shelter and rehabilitate millions of north koreans. well millions minus one kim jong il


I wanted to fearlessly foreceast that one but when I examined existing data, there were just too many variables pending, mainly: (1) having been "announced" as part of the "axis of evil", Iran and a newly formed Sistani gov't in Iraq may seek economic redress by linking up with its similarly labeled brethren, North Korea and eventually, thru it, South Korea or vice-versa (2) How China would react to that (3) How US would react to that - (a) either be undemocratic and mix-up election results (b) apply trade restrictions ? -will all spell the final brew. So, with the ingredients still out of the pot, it would be wishful thinking for me to predict the taste.

a former companion--who happens to be a box turtle--has returned like the prodigal son and is currently occupying the appellation 'sponge bob'


Oooppss. My greetings to box turtle "sponge bob" - from a flattend -out "sponge bob". No malice intended.
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the basis for excluding central and south american areas in the forecast as far as probable terrorist activity is concerned has to do with the paucity of "ummahs"


i may be wrong but it's my understanding there is a relatively sizable (for south america) muslim community in the area i mentioned.  mostly lebanese emigres as i recall.  also a lotta money is transferred from there to the middle east. 


there were just too many variables pending
 

the artist formerly known as 'dear leader' has recently discarded that title for some reason (altho it pretty much goes without saying that his reasoning is consistently unfathomable). could be that he's worried...could be something else.  but i doubt it's cuz he dont feel he deserves being thought of in that way.  south korea and china both have a lot of reasons to keep north korea afloat...millions of reasons, in fact based on what happened to west germany's economy when the wall came tumblin down.  i really cant see nk, iran and iraq forming a troika but then i couldnt see the bus that hit me.