AM I A PROPHET OR WHAT?

The Recent Asian Tidal Wave Has Killed Over 100,000

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I'm sure you all have heard about the recent devastating tidal wave which hit parts of Asia. This was truly a catastrophy of Biblical perportions. Events like these were predicted for the end times. Expect a lot more of these kind of events in these end times. The link below will take you to an article I wrote in September of 2004.


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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top
Hail to you Prophet Marvin.
Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top
Do you know what usually happens to prophets? They get killed by thier own flock or outsiders, but usually thier own flock.
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Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top
must be pretty cool to think you had any part to play in the death of 40,000 plus people.
Reply #4 from JoeUser Forums Top
altho i try to be forgiving of typos, i gotta ask if your subhead was supposed to read 'the recent asian tidal wave..' or 'the recent asian tidy bowl...'?
Reply #5 from JoeUser Forums Top
Thanks for the correction, Kingbee. It was a typo. I do admit that I probably sound egotistical rather than care about the deaths of so many people. However, I am very sad when so many people have suffered. The worse many be yet to come with diseases and such. We must move as quickly as possible with international aid and such to help the suffering millions in the aftermath.
Reply #6 from JoeUser Forums Top
A smug, deluded what.

I'm afraid there is no way to "prepare" for the eruption of the Yellowstone supervolcano, or for the collapse of the island in the Canaries (both of which will happen, it's only a matter of when). It's very possible that an event like the Indian Ocean earthquake was the cause of the Biblical Great Flood (also possible that an earthquake opened the Bosporus & emptied the Black Sea). We are at the mercy of nature, which includes collosal planetary and extraplanetary forces beyond our imagination, let alone control & influence.

Arguing that the End Times are upon us will never go out of style (after all, it's been done since about AD 20 or so) - eventually a super-event will occur and, assuming we are still around to see it and haven't disappeared for other reasons, will *vindicate* the doomsayers, whether *God* has anything to do with it or not.

Cheers,
Daiwa
Reply #7 from JoeUser Forums Top
On one hand:
'Expect a lot more of these kind of events in these end times.'
And on the other:
'We must move as quickly as possible with international aid and such to help the suffering millions in the aftermath.'
But Marvin, isn't that working directly against God's plan?

In answer to your question: no - you're not a prophet. You're actually the guy in the cartoons wearing the 'The end is nigh' billboard, and you recently got a meteorological 'lucky break'. Well, bully for you. Not such a lucky break for Indonesia and Sri Lanka, was it?
Reply #8 from JoeUser Forums Top
A tsunami actually has nothing to do with the tides, so the phrase "tidal wave" is an inaccurate misnomer.

You'd think a guy with the power of prophecy could at least get his terminology right.