GOODBYE cruel BIRD!
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The bird has won. Yes. We moved. The bird stayed. We moved.
You see, for 3 years at our house this bird, a female Cardinal, has been attacking our house. I managed to get a picture which I'll put up on my blog when I get a chance.
Anyway, it was either us or the bird. The bird won. We moved. So far, at the new house, there is no bird. Now he's the new people's problem.
So to that bird, wherever it might be, goodbye. You've won this time. But one day, someone, somewhere will stand up to birds!
You see, for 3 years at our house this bird, a female Cardinal, has been attacking our house. I managed to get a picture which I'll put up on my blog when I get a chance.
Anyway, it was either us or the bird. The bird won. We moved. So far, at the new house, there is no bird. Now he's the new people's problem.
So to that bird, wherever it might be, goodbye. You've won this time. But one day, someone, somewhere will stand up to birds!
whats THAT....) Soon thereafter a trail of breadcrumbs can be spotted between old house and new... 
In my bestest Ann Margret voice... Bye Bye Birdy.