The North Pole is one of 'em.

South Pole is the other

Sometimes I run fast,
Sometimes I stop.
Even though I have a face,
You'll never hear me talk.

What am I?

Dog

A watch!

yeah thats what i meant...a watch

An electric train travelled from London due North to Manchester, at exactly 60 miles per hour. There was a strong wind blowing from the East at exactly 30 miles per hour. In which direction did the smoke blow?

Dog...watch...same thing

smoke rises!

North West

electric trains blow no smoke

D'oh, that one gets me everytime!

#25 by Mr Cavanaugh - 4/10/2003 9:34:21 PM
name 2 places on the planet where you can go 10 miles south, 10 miles due east and 10 miles north and end up where you started

description of place will be accepted

The North Pole is one of 'em. [CORRECT]

South Pole is the other [INCORRECT - you cant go south from the south pole]

on my own I weigh nothing
put me in a barrel full of water
and I make it lighter

air

1) The man who invented it, doesn't want it. The man who bought it,
doesn't need it. The man who needs it, doesn't know it.

2) What is it that when you take away the whole, you still have some left over?

3) What word in the English language uses all five vowels plus Y in alphabetical
order and uses each one only once?

a hole actually

Big laughs at Dark Mist.... babes you are so lovely. Can never forget why I love you

A cowboy rides his horse into town on Friday, stays 3 days...and leaves on Friday. How does he do it?

1) The man who invented it, doesn't want it. The man who bought it,
doesn't need it. The man who needs it, doesn't know it.

A pink necktie. Or perhaps a coffin.

2) What is it that when you take away the whole, you still have some left over?

Why, "wholesome", of course.

3) What word in the English language uses all five vowels plus Y in alphabetical
order and uses each one only once?

Apernicously. Actually I said that facetiously.

Dark Mist - you should have said "watchdog".

LS_Boreas - nice job

Hus - his horse was named friday


riddle me this - how many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb

Hold on while I search my Lord Of The Rings books for some good riddles.

BTW we are the knights who say NI!

The more I dry the wetter I get, what am I?