Oldies Booted From Nursing Home

I had a real good chuckle upon hearing this... and what a bunch of spoil sports the staff/management are/is.  Had it been me who discovered them, I'd have either turned a blind eye or just joined in.

As far as I'm concerned, good luck to 'em at that age.... and applauded, not kicked out.

The reason they were kicked out became apparent on a bit of further research: Improper care of garments.

Turns out they hadn't ironed their birthday suits. 

That was a piss weak excuse offered up by management.  Said garments were dry cleaned and pressed that morning.

Now if it was a group of computer nerd oldies...they'd be rebooted out of the home....

, syd!

Quoting sydneysiders, reply 6

Now if it was a group of computer nerd oldies...they'd be rebooted out of the home....

End of sydneysiders's quote

And without a decent startup breakfast or a byte of lunch.

One bloke complained that they booted him out so hard that he slipped a disc when he landed on his hard drive... er, tailbone.

Says he's gonna sue the hosts and take 'em for all their RAM.... Rongfully Acquired Monies that accrued from over-charging residents for accomodation and services.

The medication nurse must have been in on it.

They must have got the Viagra from someone.

Nah, the story says the old gents got barred... not barred-up.

I still think the nursing home management was unnecessarily harsh.  I mean, what harm did they do?  Apart from crack a few mirrors?

Its because they forgot to include the proxies to bolster support for the saggies.

yeah i think you might be right  there

Well I've done some research on local nursing home to find myself something suitable for if and when the time comes.  Some were sort of okay, some were downright dismal and some were no effin' way.

I haven't set the bar too high and I don't have expectations of palatial accommodation.  However, if they don't provide free Viagra or allow orgies in the common room when they are/can be arranged, I'm not going.

Another thing I'd like is weekly trips to the local titty bar.... so we old blokes can see what we're missing... er, wrinkle free ones that aren'y obscuring the belly button or lower.  Yeah, an old bloke with a belly button fetish once told me he had to toss his wife's boobs over her shoulders to indulge in his fave pasttime, so yeah, the titty bar idea is a good 'un.

Oh, and a condom machine in the common room with recyclable coins.... for just in case.  Well you never know, a 68 y/o woman in Italy got pregnant, and an old bloke wouldn't want child support coming out of his pension, would he.