I had some lady tell me I'm not DID, but instead I am possessed and need to be exorcised, I told her my wife does just fine with that and she could keep the rest.
Oh, once I used that Jack line from " As good as it gets" these door knockers who just knew in the bottom of their hearts that I had woke up wanting to find their God and didn't have a clue where to look, so they were nice enough to come bruise their knuckles on my front door to lend him to me. I opened it and this lady steps right up so she is kind of in the door way and I looked down at her and she looked up at me and smiled and before she could open her mouth I said " Lady sell crazy somewhere else, we're all full up here" and shut the door, she jumped back with her eyes bugging and her jaw on top of her feet.
they don't come here anymore... Five churches around here and they used to spend all week knocking in the afternoon, and then on weekends all dang day... Each group was fearing that someone might go with the other I guess...
that make me evil?