The Simpsons Thread

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With the 300th episode of the Simpsons approaching...

Homer: $10? Ah, but I wanted a peanut!
Homer's Brain:$10 can buy many peanuts!
Homer: Explain.
Homer's Brain: Money can be exchanged for goods and services.
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DOH!
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Homer: Why dont you ever make big business deals like Lisa is doing right now Bart?
Bart: I'll do it this afternoon!

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.........Ha, ha.................

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Zaaaaap, zap... zapzapzapzapzap!

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Frogboy thats about it, huh?


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Groundskeeper Willie: "Okay, Skinner! That's the last time you'll slap your willie around. I quit!"
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Hello? Operator! Give me the number for 911!

Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.
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Homer:
Oh, yeah, what are you gonna do? Realease the dogs? Or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouth and when they bark, they shoot bees at you?
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"Pffft, English. Who needs that. I'm never going to England."

"No! No-no-no-no-no no!.........well, yes"
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"Oh, I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay....."

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"The internet? is that thing still around"
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"Dean, you are a stupid head"

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Rock stars, is there anything they don't know?

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OK Professor Brainiac, I work at a nuclear power plant, so I think I know a little something about how a proton accelerator works.

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Marge: Lisa, Bart, what did you two learn in Sunday School today?
Lisa: The answers to deep theological questions.
Bart: Yeah, among other things, apes can't get into heaven.
Homer: What? Those cute little monkeys? That's terrible. Who told you that?
Bart: Our teacher.
Homer: I can understand how they wouldn't let in those wild jungle apes, but what about those really smart ones who live among us? Who roller-skate and smoke cigars?

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Homer: Facts are useless. You can prove anything with facts, even if remotely true.
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Homer: You tried and you failed miserably. The lesson learned -- never try.

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Bart: "Eat my shorts"

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Reply #24 from WinCustomize Forums Top
Apu: I'm sorry, I do not speak any English.
Marge: but you just said..
Apu; Yes sir, no sir, hotdog hotdog, ok maybe.
Reply #25 from WinCustomize Forums Top
Helmut: Homer, I would like to speak with you, if I may.
Homer: EEK!!
Helmut: Oh I am sorry, I must have phrased that incorrectly. *Consults phrase book* I would to meet with you for a free and open exchange of ideas.
Homer: EEK!!