Let he who is without sin cast the first custard pie...

Seldom does an individual exceed his own expectations.

He who is not very strong in memory should not meddle with lying. Michel de Montaigne

It is better to fail in originality than to succeed in imitation.

And a real classic gaff of modern times-

The trouble with the French is they have no word for entrepreneur...

George Bush

"The only thing that stands between a man and what he wants from life is often merely the will to try it and the faith to believe that it is possible." Richard M. DeVos

Saul, why do you persecute me?

-- The lord of outer space Jesus christ

Behold the power of Yahweh!

--Moses with the beleaguered Jews, parting the red sea.

The real art of conversation is not only to say the right
thing at the right place but to leave unsaid the wrong
thing at the tempting moment.

-- Dorothy Nevill

Today is the first day of the rest of your life.

Make the most of it

Argue for your limitations, and sure enough, they're yours

"Gratitude unlocks the fullness of life. It turns what we have into enough, and more. It turns denial into acceptance, chaos to order, confusion to clarity. It can turn a meal into a feast, a house into a home, a stranger into a friend. Gratitude makes sense of our past, brings peace for today, and creates a vision for tomorrow." — Melody Beattie

*he who spams keeps lonely company*
me

he who spams, plays with themself

err, mmm, by them self?
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He who lives by spam dies by spam?

"To SPAM or not to spam"



"Sometimes you feel like a Spam, sometimes you don't"

Ask not what spam can do for you; ask what you can do for spam!



Oh spam me not on the lone prairie.......


READ MY LIPS, there will be no new SPAM!

Ditto IP

Sanity is the playground of the unimaginative....

embarrassed to say where that one came from.

“REPORTS THAT say something hasn’t happened are interesting to me, because as we know, there are known unknowns; there are things we know we know,” Rumsfeld told the briefing.
“We also know there are known unknowns; that is to say we know there are some things we do not know. But there are also unknown unknowns — the ones we don’t know we don’t know.”

John Lister, spokesman for the campaign which strives to have public information delivered in clear, straightforward English, said, “We think we know what he means. But we don’t know if we really know.”

Rumsfeld, whose boss President Bush is often singled out by language critics for his sometimes unusual use of English, took the booby prize ahead of a bizarre effort from actor-turned politician Arnold Schwarzenegger.

“I think that gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman,” was the odd statement from the new California governor.

A good speech is like a womens skirt; short enough to arouse interest, yet long enough to cover the bear essentials


anyway i g2g, kinda hungry

My great concern is not whether you have failed, but whether you are content with your failure. Abraham Lincoln

You haven't failed until you quit trying. unknown

Success is the proper utilization of failure. unknown

You're on the road to success when you realize that failure is only a detour. unknown




I am not discouraged, because every wrong attempt discarded is another step forward.
- Thomas A. Edison

The absence of alternatives clears the mind marvelously. Henry Kissinger

Part of being sane, is being a little bit crazy.

- Janet Long