We can all be safe from alien abduction!!

I'm wearing my thought screen helmet even as we speak.

Something you need for those daily Alien problems.. I would think you would need something to protect you more from the probe then brain scans.

It's like over at DA :jarkprobe:

I've also lined the entire inner walls of my home with aluminium foil just to make sure!

Something you need for those daily Alien problems.. I would think you would need something to protect you more from the probe then brain scans.

It's like over at DA :jarkprobe:

Build the hat!!

Read the testimonials:

“Since trying Michael Menkin’s Helmet, I have not been bothered by alien mind control. Now my thSomething you need for those daily Alien problems.. I would think you would need something to protect you more from the probe then brain scans.

It's like over at DA :jarkprobe:

oughts are my own.I have achieved meaningful work and am contributing to society.My life is better than ever before.Thank you Michael for the work you are doing to save all humanity.”
- Jon Locke
I'm wearing my thought screen helmet even as we speak.

Something you need for those daily Alien problems.. I would think you would need something to protect you more from the probe then brain scans.

It's like over at DA :jarkprobe:

I've also lined the entire inner walls of my home with aluminium foil just to make sure!


sorry its all can do to type Help no tin foil

O' Sorry.. Umm, I don't think I have that much foil.


Store run.

Being DID I'll abstain and drive them Wackybobo trying to nail down any single thought! Now that should keep them busy !!

gorp nestae ulp

/me lost

Dang aliens!

Bill Gates is an Alien and so is Keith Richards that or he is Wumphrie (Vampire) cause he sure looks like walking dead.

IPlural (Wumphrie) LMAO!


"Kieth...lie down!"

"Why?"

"Because you're DEAD!"

"Ah bloody 'ell...I thought I didn't feel so good."

ooh ah yah thats beetter never under estimate the insulation power of cat fur again

ooh ah yah thats beetter never under estimate the insulation power of cat fur again

picturing Alph crawling around saying " here kitty kitty kitty" anyone seen the cat, Cough Cough, HACK petew ( fur ball bounces off coffee table ) why no, why do you ask?

Fluffy! here Fluffy!

Maybe this SQ Hell worm is an alien plot!

You humans, always worrying about your insignificant little planet. The only reason we aliens haven't conquered you is there's nothing here worth having. Though we may be interested in Shmoopy

Beam me up...

Fuzzer wuzzer! Who said Shmoopy was human?

We'll find that out on closer examination

i'm right behind Fuzzy L. ( if he gets vaporized, i'll demorph and flee).

Wow! Now I know why I was having trouble sleeping! Those dang Aliens, again! Pests! Well thank you very much for the link...I got my eye on the Snoopy Aviator hat. The goggles are not included with the hat but I think are a must for a fetching...no, wrong word, for a total look. Need a scarf too. Also great attire if you have to call 911 in the middle of the night and those handsome firemen/paramedics show up...oh yes, indeedy. That tin foil is so yesterday.

OOPS.... 'scuse me....

/me goes back in time and unties the last guy she had tied to the gurney in the ER.....

I didn't know I was enabling aliens when I did that.....

/me assures the guy that the sedatives will wear off in time....