a

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it's as easy as 1 2 3...

anyone old enough to get that

lets see if i remember this. First grade is a long time ago...

d?

(ww: Micheal Jackson, huh?)

/me grabs crotch and makes Micheal Jackson noise........"EE-HEE"

The Jackson 5

but, yeah, it was basically Michael while he was still human

Run and hide everyone, David is informing everyone of a completely useless Micheal Jackson Fact:

Did you know that his kids are name Prince Micheal the 1st, Prince Micheal the 2nd, and Prince Micheal the 3rd.

Okay guys, you can come out of hiding now.

Wait, he had children?

I bet they are ugly

O' and forgot to ask if they are white or black?

do they still have noses

I think they were bleached.

You people are evil.

Mother was a chimp...

*Mabey he was using too much "Nappy San Plus+" in the kids soap....

*Dont say anythin too loud..he might throw them off his veranda at you..

Actually he probably did the chimp he had

Oh, quit picking on Michael already.

By the way, does anyone remember ever seeing Latoya and Michael together in one spot before?

To be honest, I didn't even know he had a chico.

IPlural- "By the way, does anyone remember ever seeing Latoya and Michael together in one spot before?"

Yes, actually, I did. But, it was a picture taken to prove that they were not the same person.

I wish I had his money though!

I wish he had a nose....

My dog has no nose....
How does he smell?.....
Terrible....

Maybe if you could find his nose you could get some of his money.Then you could buy some fancy smelling soap for your dog.

LMAO

He maby had 3 kids...
And then i say HAD you know he trowed 1 over the balcon

A Dog with no nose does not leave Sn-oz tracks on the insides of the windows in your truck or car though, you can feed it Tofu and tell it that it's steak, but I wouldn't want to be in the same room when it happened to sneeze though.

Michael must be a big fan of the Tin Man from the wizard of OZ, cause he not only went out and bought his nose, he had it painted and attached to his face!

He was standing behind Bush in line at the auction and overheard Saddam humming " If I only had a brain " Then realized he was in line for the Scare Crow and shouted " LOOK it's Dorthy! " so when everyone turned around to look he jumped to the front of the Tin Man line.

I don't think we're in kansas anymore