Smiley F.A.Q.

Just feeling silly so I figured I'd share my silly mood (be afraid, be very afraid).

My interpretation of what Mr. Smiley's many meanings mean to me:

= Happy. Content. Warm thoughts. Sending good vibes. Non-committal smile. Just did something warm in my diaper.

= Sarcastic. Flirty. Know-it-all wink. Severe eye twitch.

= SUPER happy to the point of almost laughing! Excited. Very pleased. Trying to catch flies with open mouth.

= Laughing so hard, ribs hurt. Laughint so hard to the point of (see below)

= Giving rasberries. Looking at a nude picture of ____(fill in the blank)

= Giving 'teasing' rasberries. Strange eye tic with persistant tongue wagging disease.

= Licking lips in hungry anticipation. Trying to lick your own eyeball because you were double dog dared.

= Feeling hopelessly blue. Feeling depressed. Crying. You just found out the "Bee Gees" are making a comeback.

> = Angry beyond words. Angry at one's own words (he-he). Severely constipated with a bad case of anal retention.

= Disappointed. Sad but not overwhelmingly so. A good attention getter without too many repercussions (I think therefore I'm sad).

= Perplexed. Uncertain. Indecisive. Hemming and hawing over whether you should go ahead and have that caffe' latte' at midnight.

= Utter shock. Horror. Disbelief. Nervous breakdown (LMAO). Finding out your in-laws think of your home as the town "Hotel" for the holidays.

= Good news. Best wishes. Congratulatory kudos. You just wanted to blow into one of them funny party favors they hand out and then blow to hard and break it and get spit all over the place.

= Gag reflex hit unexpectedly. So upset as to induce involuntary regurgitation. You got on the scale. Somebody didn't cook the turkey enough.

= Shock. Astonishment. Sudden and embarrassing loss of one's ability to control their bladder or bowels.

= Cool. Way cool. Thinks THEY are cool. Wears sunglasses at night. Vampire who can't stand the sun.