"conspiracy theories abound...."

Oh well, you can't blame me for trying

I'm giving up now. There's no point in even trying to do something that will give me bragging rights for 2 minutes before you (or T-Man, or whoever else controls the site) to change it to something I'll never guess.

PS. Ok, this is the part you're supposed to take pity on me, and tell me anyway

ok, nothing yet, and I guess you're going to keep it that way

(or T-Man, or whoever else controls the site) to change it

where did that "to" come from?

Oh well, now I look like an idiot. I should be used to that by now