I said this once before. Shove a finger where the sun don't shine and holler snakes. When it pops out grab it. Eewww!
That's disgusting... and the sun don't shine there with good reason. [e digicons]
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BTW, do you use Vaseline on your finger or do you use it unlubricated?
Another idea I had was waving something [like undies] with female pheremones in front of it.... but it was like: "At youre age? C'mon, who the hell do you think you're kidding?"
