Help me Jafo

Means yer a nice bloke wot's a member of this site, and can enjoy all sorts of goodies and stuff and things and such...

ohhh, and I thought I must have become an American or something.

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Ignore BoXXi, Rod...he's just one of those guys we thrash at cricket....[he 'claims' he doesn't care...but I'm not so sure]...

bl**dy hell, don't these pom's know when to quite...lol

I told you before.... I couldn't give a Monkey's Toss about cricket! Just a load of out of shape fat guys struggling to run 20 yards, in between watching the grass grow. (and that's the exciting bit!!) Now if you were extolling the virtues of some Aussie MotoGP riders, I could understand it, but cricket?!! Go ahead and kick our arses at it all you want, I don't think the five people who watch cricket in this country will be too bothered.

And........ignore me at your peril!

peril?, he must be a nasty pom...lol. I am so scared now I have to say HI boXXi, or they might hurt my computer or something nasty like that...lol

Well then....Kevin Magee...Mick Doohan....Garry McCoy...Troy Bayliss....Barry Sheen [thinks he's Aussie]...

Casey Stoner, Troy Corser, Greg Hansford, Warren Willing, Wayne Gardner .... etc.

BoXXi, you just described the Pommie "cricket team" perfectly!
Kel Carruthers, Barry Smith, Colin Edwards (50% Texan only!)
Valentino Rossi (Honorary Australian)

What, Jafo? your crickets are stronger than British crickets?
Hum... didn't know watching insect fighting is a national sport in Australia.

Guess it's better than watching kangaroos kickbox each other...

50% Texan ?? which half of 'im did they get?

BKB...Edwards' mother is Aussie...[or father]...one of 'em, anyway...

OK then - that makes him a 50% nontexan.

We have an inordinate number of pretty darn good riders for the size of our country/population.
Just as Brazil has top drivers...

What?
Rubins has three fans in Brazil, so my Brazilian petrolhead friend tells me!.
His Father, his Mother and his Sister!

How the hell did Valentino Rossi suddenly become an Aussie??!! He's Italian, and he lives in London! sheesh! Aussies!
(and you only got Barry Sheene AFTER he retired!)

Bryan...you can have Bazza back if you wish...

O.K..... We'll do a straight swap with Rolf bloody Harris!!!

it's nice to see the "cousins" still getting along so well.

No....if we gotta have Jake the Peg...you gotta keep your Barmy Army from going to our cricket....