We are Americans
We are Americans, ah yeah!
We carry great big guns
'Cause we are Americans

Oh yeah!
We're strong (we're strong!)
And we're free (we're free!)
We are Coke, We are Pepsi

'Cause we are Americans
We are Americans

What we'd like to do for you right now, is a short history of the United States of America.
First of all a short scene depicting the United States of America, and their diplomacy.

Hey pal, do whatever I tell ya!

No!

I got a really big gun here...

All right then.

Yeah!
Secondly a short scene depicting the United States of America, and their economy, yeah!

Hey pal, gimme all your money.

No!

I got a really big gun here...

All right!

And thirdly a short scene depicting the United States of America, and I'm sure we all understand their foreign policy, yeah!

Hey pal, let's go fight a war in Iraq.

Okay! Where's Iraq?

Yeah!
And finally a short scene depicting the United States of America, and the settlement, the settlement of that great nation, we know and love as the USA, yeah.

Hey you Indian. Here's a bunch of glass beads, gimme all your land.

No.

I got a great big gun here.

Nice beads!

We are Americans
We are Americans, ah yeah!
We carry great big guns, yeah!
'Cause we are Americans

We're strong (we're strong!)
And we're free (we're free!)
We are Coke, We are Pepsi

And we wear
Canadian flags
When we travel
On our bags

'Cause we are Americans (ah yeah!)
We are Americans (c'mon everybody, make like you're at Woodstock, yeah!)
We are Americans
We are Americans

We are Americans, Here we go!
We are Americans
Everythng I do... I do it for you.

 

"Deteriorata" - National Lampoon

You are a fluke of the universe.  You have no right to be here.
Deteriorata.  Deteriorata.

Go placidly amid the noise and waste,
And remember what comfort there may be in owning a piece thereof.

Avoid quiet and passive persons, unless you are in need of sleep.
Rotate your tires.

Speak glowingly of those greater than yourself,
And heed well their advice, even though they be turkeys.
Know what to kiss, and _when_.

Consider that two wrongs never make a right, but that three do.

Wherever possible, put people on hold.

Be comforted that in the face of all aridity and disillusionment,
and despite the changing fortunes of time,
There is always a big future in computer maintenance.

Remember The Pueblo.
Strive at all times to bend, fold, spindle, and mutilate.
Know yourself.  If you need help, call the FBI.

Exercise caution in your daily affairs,
Especially with those persons closest to you -
That lemon on your left, for instance.

Be assured that a walk through the ocean of most souls
Would scarcely get your feet wet.

Fall not in love therefore.  It will stick to your face.
Gracefully surrender the things of youth: birds,
Clean air, tuna, Taiwan.
And let not the sands of time get in your lunch.

Hire people with hooks.
For a good time, call 606-4311.  Ask for Candy.

Take heart in the deepening gloom
That your dog is finally getting enough cheese.

And reflect that whatever fortune may be your lot,
It could only be worse in Milwaukee.

        You are a fluke of the universe.
        You have no right to be here.
        And whether you can hear it or not,
        The universe is laughing behind your back.

Therefore, make peace with your god,
Whatever you perceive him to be - hairy thunderer, or cosmic muffin.

With all its hopes, dreams, promises, and urban renewal,
The world continues to deteriorate.

Give up!

Creed - In America

Only in America
We're slaves to be free
Only in America we kill the unborn
To make ends meet
Only in America
Sexuality is democracy
Only in America we stamp our god
"In God We Trust"

What is right or wrong
I don't know who to believe in
My soul sings a different song
In America

Church bell's ringing
Pass the plate around
The choir is singing
As their leader falls to the ground
Please mister prophet man
Tell me which way to go
I gave my last dollar
Can I still come to your show

What is right or wrong
I don't know who to believe in
My soul sings a different song
In America

I am right and you are wrong
I am right and you are wrong
I am right and you are wrong
No one's right and no one's wrong
In America

Ozzy - "No more Tears"

OMG Kona Sang!

I need to find a good head banging smiley. I don't really want to use DA's. If I got good enough I would make my own. Don't have the time at the moment to do that yet.

Ozzy - "Crazy Train"

Here we go

ACDC - "Let there be rock!"







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Weaksid....I love it....

Pity I'm listening to....

The Hollies....To Young To Get Married.....not quite right for the image....

Black Sabbath - Eternal Idol

The Cure - Open

I really don't know what i'm doing here
I really think i should've gone to bed tonight but...
Just one drink
And there're some people to meet you
I think that you'll like them
I have to say we do
And i promise in less than an hour we will honestly go
Now why don't i just get you another
While you just say hello...
Yeah just say hello...

So i'm clutching it tight
Another glass in my hand
And my mouth and the smiles
Moving up as i stand up
Too close and too wide
And the smiles are too bright
And i breathe in too deep
And my head's getting light
But the air is getting heavier and it's closer
And i'm starting to sway
And the hands on all my shoulders don't have names
And they won't go away
So here i go
Here i go again...

Falling into strangers
And it's only just eleven
And i'm staring like a child
Until someone slips me heaven
And i take it on my knees
Just like a thousand times before
And i get transfixed
That fixed
And i'm just looking at the floor
Just looking at the floor
Yeah i look at the floor

And i'm starting to laugh
Like an animal in pain
And i've got blood on my hands
And i've got hands in my brain
And the first short retch
Leaves me gasping for more
And i stagger over screaming
On my way to the floor
And i'm back on my back
With the lights and the lies in my eyes
And the colour and the music's too loud
And my head's all the wrong size
So here i go
Here i go again...

Yeah i laugh and i jump
And i sing and i laugh
And i dance and i laugh
And i laugh and i laugh
And i can't seem to think
Where this is
Who i am
Why i'm keeping this going
Keep pouring it out
Keep pouring it down
And the way the rain comes down hard
That's the way i feel inside...

I can't take it anymore
This it i've become
This is it like i get
When my life's going numb
I just keep moving my mouth
I just keep moving my feet
I say i'm loving you to death
Like i'm losing my breath
And all the smiles that i wear
And all the games that i play
And all the drinks that i mix
And i drink until i'm sick
And all the faces that i make
And all the shapes that i throw
And all the people i meet
And all the words that i know
Makes me sick to the heart
Oh i feel so tired...

And the way the rain comes down hard
That's how i feel inside...

The Cure - High

When i see you sky as a kite
As high as i might
I can't get that high
And how you move
The way you burst the clouds
It makes me want to try

And when i see you sticky as lips
As licky as trips
I can't lick that far
But when you pout
The way you shout out loud
It makes me want to start
And when i see you
Happy as a girl
That swims in a world
Of magic show
It makes me bite
My fingers through
To think i could've let you go

And when i see you
Take the same sweet steps
You used to take
I say i'll keep on holding you
My arms so tight
I'll never let you slip away

And when i see you
Kitten as a cat
Yeah as smitten as that
I can't get that small
The way you fur
The how you purr
It makes me want to paw you all
And when i see you
Happy as a girl
That lives in a world of make-believe
It makes me pull my hair all out
To think i could've let you leave

And when i see you
Take the same sweet steps
You used to take i know
I'll keep on holding you
In arms so tight
They'll never let you go (never let you go)

Didn't mean to offend anyone

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good god! everyone's posting lyrics now



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see what you did China! hehe
/me is not listening to tunes atm t'was bling blangin earlier but now it's just a sniffy sneezy lil boy of mine that has a cold...

Hi Dor! *Kisses*



Leavin' home, out on the road
I've been down before
Ridin' along in this big ol' jet plane
I've been thinkin' about my home
But my love light seems so far away
And I feel like it's all been done
Somebody's tryin' to make me stay
You know I've got to be movin' on

Oh, Oh big ol' jet airliner
Don't carry me too far away
Oh, Oh big ol' jet airliner
Cause it's here that I've got to stay

Goodbye to all my friends at home
Goodbye to people I've trusted
I've got to go out and make my way
I might get rich you know I might get busted
But my heart keeps calling me backwards
As I get on the 707
Ridin' high I got tears in my eyes
You know you got to go through hell
Before you get to heaven

Big ol' jet airliner
Don't carry me too far away
Oh, Oh big ol' jet airliner
Cause it's here that I've got to stay

Touchin' down in New England town
Feel the heat comin' down
I've got to keep on keepin' on
You know the big wheel keeps on spinnin' around
And I'm goin' with some hesitation
You know that I can surely see
That I don't want to get caught up in any of that
Funky kicks goin' down in the city

Big ol' jet airliner
Don't carry me too far away
Oh, Oh big ol' jet airliner
Cause it's here that I've got to stay

Oh, Oh big ol' jet airliner
Don't carry me too far away
Oh, Oh big ol' jet airliner
Cause it's here that I've got to stay
Yeah, yeah yeah, yeah

Big ol' jet airliner
Don't carry me too far away
Oh, Oh big ol' jet airliner
Cause it's here that I've got to stay

Oh, Oh big ol' jet airliner
Carry me to my home
Oh, Oh big ol' jet airliner
Cause it's there that I belong

Hey you Indian. Here's a bunch of glass beads, gimme all your land.No.I got a great big gun here.Nice beads!

ROTFLMAOSHTIPMP
(rollingonthefloorlaughinmya*cough*offsoohardipeedmypants)
*winky*

Jars of Clay - "Scarlet"

Pretty Girls Make Graves - The New Romance (album)
and
Portishead - Dummy (album)

Floyd....Meddle.

Grateful Dead - Bird Song

brush ya shoulders off. -jayz

Why Dont You and I - Chad Krouger

toxic- britney spears