100 Great One Liners...
Number 101 - Merry Christmas, folks!
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Number 101 - Merry Christmas, folks!
Found this on my face book home page... feel free to add your own!
Awesomeness!!
We're on an express elevator to hell.....going down.
A few of my favorites:
It's bad luck to be superstitious.
Unless you're the lead mole, the scenery never changes, all you see are molasses.
To those who use the word "if" too much:
If your aunt had balls, she'd be your uncle.
If the frog had wings, he wouldn't bump his ass.
If it ain't fix don't broke it.
Got to be original. Lol
One foot and they call you a cannibal.
[still sticking to the 'movie one-liners']
Damn it Valentine, you never plan ahead, you never take the long view, I mean here it is Monday and I'm already thinking of Wednesday... It is Monday right?
"We gotta do somethin'." I don't know why "we" always has to be me every damn time. We, we, we. What do I look like, an expert in worm?
You better send a Meat Truck. Charlie's copped a saucepan in the throat. [Mad Max]
Awesome Doc!!
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