feline wonders what to try next perhaps if i sit on your lap, and dont let you go anywhere, eventually i can wear you down




Tactical mistake #1 Kitty Kat! Or should I say tactile mistake, perhaps?
/me reaches for all those kitty-ribs...... I shall have NO mercy!


now where IS that bumble bee music?

GM - Tactical mistake #1 Kitty Kat! Or should I say tactile mistake, perhaps?

/me considers my options . . .

i don't believe in making tactical mistakes you know

i prefer to think of it as lulling you into a false sense of security!

as i see it, once you find and start the bumble bee music i will have you outnumbered 6 to 2!!!

of course first you will have to find the bumble bee music while unable to move from your seat, since there is this cat occupying your lap!

and even should you manage that, you have two hands at my ribs, while i have 4 paws, the tip of my tail, and my tongue to work with!!!

and in emergencies my sides, back and tummy are all furry, and fur tickles!!!

now, where were we?

oh yes!

/me *RASPBERRY* right in your belly button

just let me know when you have had enough and want to apologise

Eeeee, we have enough raspberries here to make a raspberry pie (with custard). All those in favour...

/me thinks GM should help me tickle fuzzy logic!

then, when that has been settled, we can get back to the question of your missing appology

feline thinks GM should help me tickle fuzzy logic!

Good idea! Come Fuzzy... come get the nice raspberry pie (with lots and lots and lots of custard)! I made it just for you... it has chocolate, too!

feline: i will have you outnumbered 6 to 2!!!

Count again! I have thought to sit quite securely on your tail! As for the fur... /me bends down to feline's ears and whispers... you are wearing fur! You are surrounded by lush, tickling fur! You are getting quite itchy now! YOU GOTTA SCRATCH THAT ITCH!

There, kitty disarmed! Now for the Bumble Bee music!

Oh, and Feline?


/me ***Raspberry*** ***Raspberry*** ***RASPBERRY***

Wooah, GoodMorphing, raspberry pie, custard, chocolate!!! THIS IS LOVE!!!!!

feline isn't getting any pie for being a naughty pussy...

FL: Wooah, GoodMorphing, raspberry pie, custard, chocolate!!! THIS IS LOVE!!!!! /me sits beside Fuzzy eating raspberry pie, custard, AND chocolate, and sharing the love. Winks over her sholder at feline....... is he turning the music on?

/me Innocent.... here, Fuzzy, Have another big piece!

Sigh!

Wow.. so u guys talk about these stuffs huh? cool!

we tend to talk about what ever occures to us. for some reason chocolate and tickling seem to be quite common topics for some people

GM - Winks over her sholder at feline....... is he turning the music on?

/me just lies here, apparently asleep, watching GM and fuzzy eat

/me is pleased to see them eating, and waits for the sedatives in the raspberry's to kick in

seeing you two starting to nod of, i run into the basement and grab some supplies

ooh, what could i possibly be planning with all these ropes and chocolate handcuffs!

/me *innocent expression 31*



/me ties the sleeping fuzzy into a nice ball shape

now we can hang fuzzy here, as a gently swaying decorative centre piece

and now for that naughty little GM who still hasnt apologised!

/me decides we want GM spread out on the soft floor, hardly able to squirm!

now that is a nice looking cat bed! and i get to bat at the fuzzy chandelier as he swings past.

now for some quiet bumblebee music in the background

/me settles down for a dose on GM's tummy while waiting for her to wake up

feline is pleased to see them eating, and waits for the sedatives in the raspberry's to kick in


/me psssst, feline? I didn't swallow!

Is this why I've been yawning all day? And I thought is was stress from this ****in computer...

goodmorphing psssst, feline? I didn't swallow!

/me thinks that it is a bit late to point this out

i dont really care how you got to be a cat bed, it is sufficient that you are a cat bed!

FL: Is this why I've been yawning all day? And I thought is was stress from this ****in computer

I think it could be endorphens and enkephalons from the pie, fuzzy!

feline: I dont really care how you got to be a cat bed, it is sufficient that you are a cat bed

/me thinks cat logic is sometimes simple and beautiful, in its own style.

Since you are there, would you mind sitting on that sore muscle in my back, and could you purrrrrrrr....

Where's feline? I need something soft and furry to use as a duster...

dont worry fuzzy, i am here

just quite down for a few minutes while we tie you into a ball, suitable for rolling into the dusty corners

/me is sure you will make a lovely and cute little duster

goodmorphing - Since you are there, would you mind sitting on that sore muscle in my back, and could you purrrrrrrr....

/me helps my cat bed to roll over

/me finds the sore muscle, and then spends a while kneeding it with my paws so as to make the cat bed all soft and cumfy

now that it is sorted out nicely

/me ***PPPUUUURRRRRRRR***

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

/me starts to feel frisky

/me looks around for something to stalk

AHHA!

/me decides to stalk GM's bottom

/me spends several minutes circling it, making sure that it isnt showing any sign of awareness of me

/me *POUNCE*

hehe
now i have caught you!

/me wonders if you are edible
/me *nibble*

YIKES!

/me thinks that is the problem with having a cat for a masseuse. They do very good though, you know, if they don't remember that they are also natural acupuncturists!

sigh... it can be very disconcerting when they decide to practice both skills at once.....

/me peels herself from off the ceiling and goes looking for that naughty kittykat...

/me quitely hides under the bed, waiting for my cat bed to settle down once more

once she settles down, i think i will see what games i can play in her lap

feline quietly hides under the bed, waiting for my cat bed to settle down once more

Cats have a downfall you know!

/me busies herself doing something very mysterious just outside of line of view. Something very, very mysterious and fun sounding! And with some flakes of chocolate.....

/me *DOH* *DOH* *DOH* *DOH*

/me *MUST* know what this mysterious thing GM is doing is

but how to do it safely . . .

/me moves as far sideways as possible without moving out from under the bed

i can just see your ankles, but now what you are doing

/me *deep thought*

/me coungours up some ankle cuffs

/me rushes forward, aiming to get the ankle cuffs on GM, so as to more safely investigate what my cat bed is up to