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Happy Birthday Wizard1956!!!

Happy Birthday Wizard1956!!!

My best bud is a year older!!

For those of you who don't know, our resident Wizard is having yet another birthday. (2-27-1956...old, huh)

 

Now, I'm no Doc, when it comes to shopping, but I gave it a shot.

 

Also, if you didn't know, Wiz fancies himself somewhat of a gamer and loves racing. Hence my theme.

 

Happy Birthday Old Pal!!

 

 

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Quoting Wizard1956, reply 24
Jim said he was sending me a wool sweater.
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I'd be really careful about ever putting that on... you might look "too" much like Bessie. Also, for Jim it's kind of an engagement ring, Wiz.

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Reply #28 Top

Happy b/day! best wishes :)

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Quoting Wizard1956, reply 24
@ Starkers. Jim said he was sending me a wool sweater. How would I have known it was an overheated sheep?
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Yeah, what a prankster! You can always trust in Jim to throw you a curve ball.

Hehe, and when you're done... um... er, he'll have the gall to ask for her back... showered, of course. :-"

Reply #32 Top

Happy Belated Wiz... hope it was a great day....   :)    :beer: :pizza:

Reply #33 Top

Happy Birthday Wiz!!

Reply #34 Top

Thanks again to everyone for all the Birthday greetings and wishes. You really made my day. :sun:

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:inlove: :moo: :sheep:

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Quoting RedneckDude, reply 19

Doc, that is hilarious!!!   I love it!! Plus I get to spend his birthday with him!!  Thanks!!!!  
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You're welcome.  :)

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Quoting Wizard1956, reply 34

Thanks again to everyone for all the Birthday greetings and wishes. You really made my day.
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I suppose now you're gonna shower that sheep, sprinkle a little perfume and dress her in a nice, pretty frock ready for Jim to come pick her up?

:-" :w00t: :X

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Reply #39 Top

Actually, closer might be:

"RnD - A SILF Portrait" 

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I don't get what SILF means, but I'm sure I will soon....  :-"   ;)

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Quoting RedneckDude, reply 40

I don't get what SILF means, but I'm sure I will soon....   
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Seriously Into Livestock... tho I'm not too sure what the F stands for. :rofl:

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Quoting starkers, reply 41

Quoting RedneckDude, reply 40
I don't get what SILF means, but I'm sure I will soon....   

Seriously Into Livestock... tho I'm not too sure what the F stands for.
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Fur. Female. You pick.

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Quoting RedneckDude, reply 42
You pick.
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Okay.... Fondling.  Only because I wasn't sure how to fornycashun. :-"

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Quoting starkers, reply 43
Okay.... Fondling. Only because I wasn't sure how to fornycashun.
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You don't have kids?

Or did you miss the word "spell".   :sheep:

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Quoting RedneckDude, reply 44


Quoting starkers, reply 43Okay.... Fondling. Only because I wasn't sure how to fornycashun.

You don't have kids?

Or did you miss the word "spell".  
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Of course I didn't miss the word "spell'.  My 1st wife was a witch, so I know all about spells.  For example, she put a spell on me so's I couldn't go messing around.  Yeah, I was a virile young bloke with plenty of wild oats to sow, but I'd take one look at her and everything would go limp like fortnight old celery. 

:-"

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TMI!!

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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: