Me 21 - Bugs...ZERO!!!
What a rush.
So...here I are....having my first cup of coffee while waiting for my lappy to fire up. No problem.
Recently however I've noticed that the laptop is getting sluggish, very sluggish. More than was usual.
I opened Photoshop and got back into Breeze. I had just finished an update on it last night. So I have
the layer lit up, go to filter\Blur\Gaussian blur and ......BLAM!!....Photoshop freezes and a pop up
happens.It tells me Photoshop Online help cannot open because you are not connected to the net. Fine.
This is not the first time this has happened. I kill it with Task Manager and I thought, done! Nope...
Just the beginning.
I was connected to the net, in fact I was in the forums waiting for a page to load. I restore FF
and refresh and....How'd that happen!...A new tab opened up. Huh...since when. So I close the tab and
refresh the page again. The same thing happens! A new tab. Uh oh....WTF! Time to see what's up.
I shut down everything including the LAN. Isolated now from the net I break out my toolkit. First
I open up Advanced System Care. The first salvo. I hit full scan...1 hour and some odd minutes. Now, day
before yesterday I ran ASC and it picked up 37 pieces of malware from my system. I got rid of them real
quick and didn't pay attention where they came from.Today I did. ASC picked up 13 pieces of malware.
OK....its on now!
I watched and took note. When the scan finished I broke out the big guy. MalwareBytes! I ran a deep
scan and it nailed 7 nasties, two which came from somewhere else. Five of these bugs, Pupagent I think,
came right out of Adobe Photoshop! On both my C drive and D drive where I have Illustrator CS 2 installed.
I deleted them and reboot. I ran ASC a second time and it came back clear. MalwareBytes said the same
thing. Then the quirkiness starts.
I go into my D drive and start preparing backups. I'm moving my apps Folder to Muse, Drive G on my
external drive. During the move the time remaining, after calculating is finished, is 16 hours. Now...
what takes 16 hours to move. I sat there...should smile, shrug my shoulders or what. Meanwhile it takes
less than a minute to move 2.16 gigs. All the time saying 16 hours. Okay fine, I know my laptop had
slowed down. A reformat will cure that. I had been thinking about it anyway. It is fifteen months old.
Now I'm in ASC's Uninstaller and I'm looking to bash heads. First up...Adobe. I took out the damn
reader.the PDF that never seems to work right. Next I decided to clean house. Incidently...those other
two bugs...they came from Youget downloader. Number two on my hit list. I ripped that sucker out by
its short hairs. Two down.
I have/had programs installed that I don't use, Corel because if I pull down more than one guide it
crashes! No use to me. Next came Bryce 7.1. I have uninstalled Bryce before and never had a problem. The
other one I had in mind to get rid of was an old one apptly named Oldbar. It was fun but gawky.I find
Brycve, highlight it...I click on uninstall and BLAM again! Double WTF!!!
Now I'm pissed!!! Threatfire pops up. "This program is trying to copy itself on multiple parts of
your computer". You're kidding right. I kill the process and ASC is taking a long time to do its job.
Too long so I cancel out. I go on about getting rid of some other programs I don't need and come back
to ASC. Re-open the uninstaller and sic it on Bryce again only this time kill and quarantine the
process. It worked as expected. Process killed, mandatory reboot. Then on to Oldbar.
I'm on my friends laptop right now while mine sits across from me waiting to see what I'm going to
do. Its isolated from the net after a thorough cleaning out using CCleaner to sweep up the debris.
The system image completed successfully and now I'm going to shut it down. Done. Now to go to
power + Zero. Time to reformat. Be back in a little bit.