Apparently, some Aussie billionaire is going open a REAL Jurassic Park............... Yes, with real dinosaurs.................... oh dear!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2182751/Is-Australian-billionaire-launch-real-life-Jurassic-Park.html

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What could possib'ly go wrong.....

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Clive Palmer is a dolt, treat anything that comes out of his mouth with a grain of salt. If he didn't have money no one would take any notice of him. An attention seeking brat.

What's wrong Clive, no one is taking notice of your ultra left wing, CIA taking over our mining wealth, theories any more ... shut the F@#$ up.

*sigh*  ... Sorry for the rave, Boxxi. I needed to get that of my chest.

It will never happen ...

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Quoting tazgecko, reply 2
Clive Palmer is a dolt, treat anything that comes out of his mouth with a grain of salt. If he didn't have money no one would take any notice of him. An attention seeking brat.
End of tazgecko's quote

Not really strong enough language to describe this imbecile, Taz... he'd have to be the second fattest and ugliest miner in Oz... after that Rinehart piece of dirty work.

When I read that Palmer was going to rebuild the Titanic to every precise detail I had a mouthful of tea.... with the emphasis on 'had'.  Yeah, it shot forth like a horizontal geyser and I had to get out my spare keyboard.... once I'd composed myself and had contained the uproarious belly laughter.  Like his pipe dream of a living Jurassic park here in Oz, it just ain't going to happen.  For a start, he'd never get government approval for such a venture, were it even doable.

Oh well, if nothing else, Palmer is good for a giggle now and then.

 

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Quoting Snowman, reply 1
What could possib'ly go wrong.....
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^_^

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Unlike the rest of Australians, apparently Mr. Palmer has an inexhaustible supply of undies.  8|

I make this leap of logic as when what will inevitably go wrong does, people will say it and then promptly do it. 

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OMG!!!! We're all going to be eaten by a T-Rex! \o/

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We?

That poor T. Rex has to deal with the Ozzie cobbers first.

I pity the poor bastard.

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i wanna be in the car when he eats the goat.... \o/

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Quoting Vampothika, reply 8
i wanna be in the car when he eats the goat....
End of Vampothika's quote

That's only if the Electric goes out. Otherwise you will be fine.

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Quoting DrJBHL, reply 7
That poor T. Rex has to deal with the Ozzie cobbers first.
End of DrJBHL's quote

Only after starkers gets through with him. Slam...Bam...Stink you man. :w00t:

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Quoting tazgecko, reply 2
Clive Palmer is a dolt, treat anything that comes out of his mouth with a grain of salt. If he didn't have money no one would take any notice of him. An attention seeking brat.
End of tazgecko's quote

That about covers it.

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Maybe they can whip up a couple of cavemen while they are at it. Give 'em a shave and a haircut...instant politician!  :w00t:

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Quoting Jafo, reply 11

Quoting tazgecko, reply 2Clive Palmer is a dolt, treat anything that comes out of his mouth with a grain of salt. If he didn't have money no one would take any notice of him. An attention seeking brat.

That about covers it.
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And imagine the offspring if he and that Gina Rinehart got together... heaven forbid.  They'd be the only kids ever born with quadruple chins and paper bags over their heads so as not to traumatise delivery room staff any more than they already were.  Yeah, the sight of that beached whale up on the delivery table with its legs op.... well it'd be as much trauma as any one person should have to be confronted with in a lifetime.

:-"

 

 

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Quoting Wizard1956, reply 12
Maybe they can whip up a couple of cavemen while they are at it. Give 'em a shave and a haircut...instant politician! 
End of Wizard1956's quote

Which is funny ... because Clive wants to stand for the next election ... :rofl: :\

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Quoting tazgecko, reply 14
Which is funny ... because Clive wants to stand for the next election
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No, it is NOT funny... at all.

That's the trouble with political jokes... they get elected.

So what do you throw a drowning politician?   An anchor. :-"

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Quoting starkers, reply 15
That's the trouble with political jokes... they get elected.
End of starkers's quote

Ain't that the truth!! :rofl:

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Strewth! Sharks, snakes, cyclists, spiders, drop bears and now an effin T-Rex. What a lovely place :)

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Lets not forget starkers. Any dinos go to Oz had better have their insurance paid up.

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"This should be fun"

Try riding a motorcycle 1500 miles in three days on back roads.
It's fun and also hard work. 

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Quoting Iben, reply 19
Try riding a motorcycle 1500 miles in three days on back roads.

It's fun and also hard work.
End of Iben's quote

You would do it in TWO days with a few Raptors behind you........ lol

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Quoting BoXXi, reply 20

Quoting Iben, reply 19Try riding a motorcycle 1500 miles in three days on back roads.

It's fun and also hard work.

You would do it in TWO days with a few Raptors behind you........ lol
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They don't call them Velociraptors for no reason... ;)

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Quoting DrJBHL, reply 22
They don't call them Velociraptors for no reason...
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Yeah, I saw a thing on telly once that reckoned they likely reached up to 50 - 60 mph. *_*

And that Palmer idiot wants to recreate them? :S

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"It always starts this way, first the oohs and ahhs, Then comes the running and the screaming" :(O

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Quoting starkers, reply 23
Yeah, I saw a thing on telly once that reckoned they likely reached up to 50 - 60 mph.

And that Palmer idiot wants to recreate them?
End of starkers's quote

 

OH GOD HELP US ALL!!!!, we are doomed